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Araysar

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So she did NOT walk in on you banging the side piece?

I'm confused here
 
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Lejina

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tyen said:
We were watching chapelle's special. When T came, at like 3am
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So, you were both sitting there watching TV with the occasional chuckle, awkwardly touching her fingers and shyly looking at each other during commercials... and when she saw that her first thought was "those two are currently fucking"?

Man, you are a gentle lover.
 
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Tyen is in denial about Trex using his kids in international satanic ritual sex trafficking for drug money.
 
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Julian The Apostate

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i love that Trex’s new dude, after reading this thread, thinks it’s a good thing to make an account and post some unfunny shit. BRO YOU SHOULD BE METICULOUSLY PLANNING YOUR EXIT STRATEGY.
 
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Julian The Apostate said:
i love that Trex’s new dude, after reading this thread, thinks it’s a good thing to make an account and post some unfunny shit. BRO YOU SHOULD BE METICULOUSLY PLANNING YOUR EXIT STRATEGY.
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To be fair, Trex has made multiple claims to strangers about how he has a big penis. So hes probably all cock swoll right now and loving her.

At the same time, same thread, she also said Tyen was better in the sack.

So I guess its settled. Guy is Joey Cuck
 
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TJT

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If was a real man he'd post his dick and let it be criticized.
 
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Zaara

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You're not going to finish out med school, stop lying to yourself.
Your boyfriend is not going to fix you. Your last and most true memento will be a picture of his semen leaking out of your vodka-soaked shotgun blast of a snatch, taken as a form of petty white-trash revenge against the father of your child.
There will be no blissful apotheosis, even if you choose to abandon your children completely.
You fucked your life and you are too weak and shitty and stupid to unfuck it. This will not end happily in a well-kept suburban home, a life of direction and purpose, where a man who actually loves you sows another baby-seed to go along with your first two mistakes. No sane man will move to inherit the wreckage of your white-trash life.
The only thing that put you on the map to the rest of the world were a few undignified tit shots and an ugly, shitty online persona to go along with your shitty, ugly IRL personality. The rest of your total sum of existence will be confined to whatever shit apartment you get put up in, partners slowly degrading in worth, comforts of your youth and looks obliterated by alcohol, accumulating with the filth and trash that is the outer reflection of your inner character. You inherited Ravvenn's legacy, and don't even have pictures of you fresh-faced and smiling in a mansion hot tub to comfort you.

You deserve this. A death spiral put up for a bunch of uncaring strangers to see and laugh at.
Cunt.
 
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tyen

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Araysar said:
So she did NOT walk in on you banging the side piece?

I'm confused here
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Lejina said:
So, you were both sitting there watching TV with the occasional chuckle, awkwardly touching her fingers and shyly looking at each other during commercials... and when she saw that her first thought was "those two are currently fucking"?

Man, you are a gentle lover.
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I had to let her in cuz the door was locked. I told T we didnt bang, but I def planned on it.

T was pulling my boxers off to see if there was jizz in it.
 
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Lejina said:
So, you were both sitting there watching TV with the occasional chuckle, awkwardly touching her fingers and shyly looking at each other during commercials... and when she saw that her first thought was "those two are currently fucking"?

Man, you are a gentle lover.
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Don't forget the forehead kisses.
 
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tyen

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Zaara said:
You're not going to finish out med school, stop lying to yourself.
Your boyfriend is not going to fix you. Your last and most true memento will be a picture of his semen leaking out of your vodka-soaked shotgun blast of a snatch, taken as a form of petty white-trash revenge against the father of your child.
There will be no blissful apotheosis, even if you choose to abandon your children completely.
You fucked your life and you are too weak and shitty and stupid to unfuck it. This will not end happily in a well-kept suburban home, a life of direction and purpose, where a man who actually loves you sows another baby-seed to go along with your first two mistakes. No sane man will move to inherit the wreckage of your white-trash life.
The only thing that put you on the map to the rest of the world were a few undignified tit shots and an ugly, shitty online persona to go along with your shitty, ugly IRL personality. The rest of your total sum of existence will be confined to whatever shit apartment you get put up in, partners slowly degrading in worth, comforts of your youth and looks obliterated by alcohol, accumulating with the filth and trash that is the outer reflection of your inner character. You inherited Ravvenn's legacy, and don't even have pictures of you fresh-faced and smiling in a mansion hot tub to comfort you.

You deserve this. A death spiral put up for a bunch of uncaring strangers to see and laugh at.
Cunt.
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Julian The Apostate

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Zaara said:
You're not going to finish out med school, stop lying to yourself.
Your boyfriend is not going to fix you. Your last and most true memento will be a picture of his semen leaking out of your vodka-soaked shotgun blast of a snatch, taken as a form of petty white-trash revenge against the father of your child.
There will be no blissful apotheosis, even if you choose to abandon your children completely.
You fucked your life and you are too weak and shitty and stupid to unfuck it. This will not end happily in a well-kept suburban home, a life of direction and purpose, where a man who actually loves you sows another baby-seed to go along with your first two mistakes. No sane man will move to inherit the wreckage of your white-trash life.
The only thing that put you on the map to the rest of the world were a few undignified tit shots and an ugly, shitty online persona to go along with your shitty, ugly IRL personality. The rest of your total sum of existence will be confined to whatever shit apartment you get put up in, partners slowly degrading in worth, comforts of your youth and looks obliterated by alcohol, accumulating with the filth and trash that is the outer reflection of your inner character. You inherited Ravvenn's legacy, and don't even have pictures of you fresh-faced and smiling in a mansion hot tub to comfort you.

You deserve this. A death spiral put up for a bunch of uncaring strangers to see and laugh at.
Cunt.
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Fucking beautiful.
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tyen said:
I had to let her in cuz the door was locked. I told T we didnt bang, but I def planned on it.

T was pulling my boxers off to see if there was jizz in it.
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Still confused. Was this before or after you ran away with kids?

You and Trex are shit at communication, you fucking cant provide more than 15 words strung together , and most of it is rapid fire gibberish.

Please Confirm this is the situation

You had some chick at your house watching netflix. Your WIFE comes home and cock blocks you fucking this random. Your wife is super drunk and rips off your underwear trying to check for cum to see if you cheated, when you were locked in a house with a college chick.

Right?
 
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Phazael

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Were you broken up at that point or still pretending to be a couple? The fact that you did not bang Tucan Sam 2.0 and are still getting shit on over it is sad and hilarious. If you are going to eat a shit sandwich for dipping your wick you should at least seal the deal on it. Obviously Donkey followed through when she was riding the cock carousel.
 
Phazael

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Zaara said:
You're not going to finish out med school, stop lying to yourself.
Your boyfriend is not going to fix you. Your last and most true memento will be a picture of his semen leaking out of your vodka-soaked shotgun blast of a snatch, taken as a form of petty white-trash revenge against the father of your child.
There will be no blissful apotheosis, even if you choose to abandon your children completely.
You fucked your life and you are too weak and shitty and stupid to unfuck it. This will not end happily in a well-kept suburban home, a life of direction and purpose, where a man who actually loves you sows another baby-seed to go along with your first two mistakes. No sane man will move to inherit the wreckage of your white-trash life.
The only thing that put you on the map to the rest of the world were a few undignified tit shots and an ugly, shitty online persona to go along with your shitty, ugly IRL personality. The rest of your total sum of existence will be confined to whatever shit apartment you get put up in, partners slowly degrading in worth, comforts of your youth and looks obliterated by alcohol, accumulating with the filth and trash that is the outer reflection of your inner character. You inherited Ravvenn's legacy, and don't even have pictures of you fresh-faced and smiling in a mansion hot tub to comfort you.

You deserve this. A death spiral put up for a bunch of uncaring strangers to see and laugh at.
Cunt.
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Strong contender for post of the year, right here.
 
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Zaara said:
You're not going to finish out med school, stop lying to yourself.
Your boyfriend is not going to fix you. Your last and most true memento will be a picture of his semen leaking out of your vodka-soaked shotgun blast of a snatch, taken as a form of petty white-trash revenge against the father of your child.
There will be no blissful apotheosis, even if you choose to abandon your children completely.
You fucked your life and you are too weak and shitty and stupid to unfuck it. This will not end happily in a well-kept suburban home, a life of direction and purpose, where a man who actually loves you sows another baby-seed to go along with your first two mistakes. No sane man will move to inherit the wreckage of your white-trash life.
The only thing that put you on the map to the rest of the world were a few undignified tit shots and an ugly, shitty online persona to go along with your shitty, ugly IRL personality. The rest of your total sum of existence will be confined to whatever shit apartment you get put up in, partners slowly degrading in worth, comforts of your youth and looks obliterated by alcohol, accumulating with the filth and trash that is the outer reflection of your inner character. You inherited Ravvenn's legacy, and don't even have pictures of you fresh-faced and smiling in a mansion hot tub to comfort you.

You deserve this. A death spiral put up for a bunch of uncaring strangers to see and laugh at.
Cunt.
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Correct me if I am wrong, but I believe it's been explained to us that the new man is literally perfect so I'm not sure how any of this can be true Zaara.

If the dude was a normal dude I'd expect Trex will devour him in turn as she continues to play out the pathology of her life uninterrupted. But he's not a normal dude. He's perfect.

Honestly, I see things looking up for Trex's future and I hope to submit my own children to her as her very first patients when she does inevitably pass medical school and start her own practice. Her track record of finding perfect men is quite remarkable and should reflect well in her daily patient care.

Buncha haters around here who just don't understand the value of perfect men. Sheesh!
 
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tyen

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Phazael said:
Were you broken up at that point or still pretending to be a couple? The fact that you did not bang Tucan Sam 2.0 and are still getting shit on over it is sad and hilarious. If you are going to eat a shit sandwich for dipping your wick you should at least seal the deal on it. Obviously Donkey followed through when she was riding the cock carousel.
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Still confused. Was this before or after you ran away with kids?

You and Trex are shit at communication, you fucking cant provide more than 15 words strung together , and most of it is rapid fire gibberish.

Please Confirm this is the situation

You had some chick at your house watching netflix. Your WIFE comes home and cock blocks you fucking this random. Your wife is super drunk and rips off your underwear trying to check for cum to see if you cheated, when you were locked in a house with a college chick.

Right?
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This is near the end of our relationship where we didn't like eachother but lived together. Right after that is around the time she met the cyber hacker. About 2 months later I moved out with the kids? I may be fuzzy on the time lengths in there but thats the flow.

Before the video incident she would just leave me with the kids while she went out to "AA meetings" for an entire day.
 
Araysar

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Zaara said:
You're not going to finish out med school, stop lying to yourself.
Your boyfriend is not going to fix you. Your last and most true memento will be a picture of his semen leaking out of your vodka-soaked shotgun blast of a snatch, taken as a form of petty white-trash revenge against the father of your child.
There will be no blissful apotheosis, even if you choose to abandon your children completely.
You fucked your life and you are too weak and shitty and stupid to unfuck it. This will not end happily in a well-kept suburban home, a life of direction and purpose, where a man who actually loves you sows another baby-seed to go along with your first two mistakes. No sane man will move to inherit the wreckage of your white-trash life.
The only thing that put you on the map to the rest of the world were a few undignified tit shots and an ugly, shitty online persona to go along with your shitty, ugly IRL personality. The rest of your total sum of existence will be confined to whatever shit apartment you get put up in, partners slowly degrading in worth, comforts of your youth and looks obliterated by alcohol, accumulating with the filth and trash that is the outer reflection of your inner character. You inherited Ravvenn's legacy, and don't even have pictures of you fresh-faced and smiling in a mansion hot tub to comfort you.

You deserve this. A death spiral put up for a bunch of uncaring strangers to see and laugh at.
Cunt.
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Poetic.


I propose we start a charity drive for a 10 foot tombstone for Trexxys grave so we can inscribe that entire post as her epitaph.
 
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