Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

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Phazael

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So you failed to set boundries with Donkey, despite knowing how batshit she is, and decided to try and slip the D to the newer improved model while still living under the same roof? Yeah, that was going to go well..... I mean, yeah she was probably taking it in the pooper while out of the house on her benders, but that's different from coming home and finding someone else getting cozy in your former fuck palace. Even a normal person would of blown their stack at that shit, to say nothing of Donkey. How exactly did you meet this geology student and convince her to come back to your pad with two kids to do a session of forhead kisses anyhow?
 
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Hateyou

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Zaara said:
You're not going to finish out med school, stop lying to yourself.
Your boyfriend is not going to fix you. Your last and most true memento will be a picture of his semen leaking out of your vodka-soaked shotgun blast of a snatch, taken as a form of petty white-trash revenge against the father of your child.
There will be no blissful apotheosis, even if you choose to abandon your children completely.
You fucked your life and you are too weak and shitty and stupid to unfuck it. This will not end happily in a well-kept suburban home, a life of direction and purpose, where a man who actually loves you sows another baby-seed to go along with your first two mistakes. No sane man will move to inherit the wreckage of your white-trash life.
The only thing that put you on the map to the rest of the world were a few undignified tit shots and an ugly, shitty online persona to go along with your shitty, ugly IRL personality. The rest of your total sum of existence will be confined to whatever shit apartment you get put up in, partners slowly degrading in worth, comforts of your youth and looks obliterated by alcohol, accumulating with the filth and trash that is the outer reflection of your inner character. You inherited Ravvenn's legacy, and don't even have pictures of you fresh-faced and smiling in a mansion hot tub to comfort you.

You deserve this. A death spiral put up for a bunch of uncaring strangers to see and laugh at.
Cunt.
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This brings tears to my eyes. It’s beautiful.
 
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AngryGerbil

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Is the geology student the person who tyen was caught watching Netflix with? Because that person is a straight up legit mtf tranny.
 
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Leon

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God damn zaara, gooood damn.

Somewhere in this shit storm is a pic of a kid's legs with fucking dozens of bruises on it.

As a dad taking his kids routinely to the playground, this is a big what the fuck moment. We haven't even dwelved in the real shit of this story. This picture paints an entire new level of abuse and neglect.

I hope those kids find hapiness in another home once this pathetic and sad story finally reach its inevitable conclusion.
 
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tyen

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Sebudai Sebudai Crunch these numbers, our old joint account.

So many fucking small transactions. I saw it and was like, what the fuck? ATM withdraw and cashback were also alcohol.

(ACH Credit is a deposit)

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Soygen

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Amod, please move the Worf emoji directly above the "hover over" spot. I'm getting carpal tunnel from having to move my mouse so far to Worf all the goodamn posts in this thread.
 
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DickTrickle

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tyen said:
Sebudai Sebudai Crunch these numbers, our old joint account.

So many fucking small transactions. I saw it and was like, what the fuck? ATM withdraw and cashback were also alcohol.

(ACH Credit is a deposit)

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That is bizarre. Did you ever figure out what all those were for? Was it really just constant alcohol purchases?

Edit: trex trex I thought you were chained inside the house and never let outside.
 
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tyen

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When my kid banged up his legs up the stairs. I forgot, tenley got the fobs on my place reset a bunch of times so I couldnt get in. So she could be like "you dont live here anymore and youll never see the kids."

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chaos

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So your weed dealing friend was bringing the kids up 19 flights of stairs to... an empty apartment?
 
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tyen

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chaos said:
So your weed dealing friend was bringing the kids up 19 flights of stairs to... an empty apartment?
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This was when we still lived together. Not when I moved away and had an empty place for a week. I didnt even know he had them or anything.

Apparently she needed to run an "errand" and dropped them off with him. Then never came back home.

About an hour into work is when he texted me and was like "blahblah" and I was like "wtf?"
 
Adebisi

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Need timeline.

2011(?) - Tyen and Trex meet and fall in trollololol love
2012 - Destroy original FoH
???? - Kid 1
???? - Kid 2
???? - Trex kisses the bottle
???? - Trex walks in on Tyen giving forehead kisses. Rips his undies looking for hot batter.
???? - Trex passes out drunk. Kid almost burns down house
???? - Trex bangs old man
???? - Trex let's new BF move in
???? - Tyen moves out
???? - Trex in AA
May 2018 - Tyen wants maximum tuconets and posts dirt on gaming forum

Approx dates & order pls

 
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tyen

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I didnt do atm withdrawl for weed.

I worked in a restaurant and used cash tips. I don't need to take out cash, I always have to put it in.

Also credit card tips get converted into cash at the end of your shift by the "house"
 
Gavinmad

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There's no way all that is booze purchases if a single handle of cheap vodka lasts her long enough to need a hiding spot for it. Once again more bullshit without context from the only person in this thread who actually comes across as more of an awful person than Trex.
 
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Leon

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That’s the excuse for both legs covered in bruises? Banged in the stairs?

Get the fuck out of here.
 
Jait

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Zaara said:
You're not going to finish out med school, stop lying to yourself.
Your boyfriend is not going to fix you. Your last and most true memento will be a picture of his semen leaking out of your vodka-soaked shotgun blast of a snatch, taken as a form of petty white-trash revenge against the father of your child.
There will be no blissful apotheosis, even if you choose to abandon your children completely.
You fucked your life and you are too weak and shitty and stupid to unfuck it. This will not end happily in a well-kept suburban home, a life of direction and purpose, where a man who actually loves you sows another baby-seed to go along with your first two mistakes. No sane man will move to inherit the wreckage of your white-trash life.
The only thing that put you on the map to the rest of the world were a few undignified tit shots and an ugly, shitty online persona to go along with your shitty, ugly IRL personality. The rest of your total sum of existence will be confined to whatever shit apartment you get put up in, partners slowly degrading in worth, comforts of your youth and looks obliterated by alcohol, accumulating with the filth and trash that is the outer reflection of your inner character. You inherited Ravvenn's legacy, and don't even have pictures of you fresh-faced and smiling in a mansion hot tub to comfort you.

You deserve this. A death spiral put up for a bunch of uncaring strangers to see and laugh at.
Cunt.
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Sebudai

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Now that you're no longer deleting your money on her alcohol, let's drop the cigs and weed as well. For the kids.
 
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