My buddy was in hawaii and shared a hot tub with Dawg the bounty hunter. Dawg said he'd never forget my buddy's face, since he has a photographic memory for that kinda stuff.
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Jysin
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Played Golf with Rod Laver, Earl Morrell, KC Jones, Rollie Fingers and Brooks Robinson.
Drunk chatted at Cory Pavin.
At Breakfast next to Pam Anderson, Reggie Miller, Chris Chelios, Laird Hamilton and Gabrielle Reese.
Lived next door to Robin Williams.
Hung out with Michael Vartan.
Play Golf every year with the San Jose Sharks (Tommy Wingels and Tyler Kennedy were in my group).
Had Dinner next to Neve Campbell, William McGinley and John Cusack at Nobu.
Offered Ernie Hudson and ride in our limo (he declined) had dinner next to him and Powers Boothe.
Met Wendy Malick, Cam Neely, Phil Esposito, Bill Russell, Scott Elkington.
Got a picture of my wife and Jared Leto.
Employed Kenda Perez.
Almost ran over Gavin Rossdale once by accident.
All that, and no super great stories. I'm Walter Mitty I guess.
Drunk chatted at Cory Pavin.
At Breakfast next to Pam Anderson, Reggie Miller, Chris Chelios, Laird Hamilton and Gabrielle Reese.
Lived next door to Robin Williams.
Hung out with Michael Vartan.
Play Golf every year with the San Jose Sharks (Tommy Wingels and Tyler Kennedy were in my group).
Had Dinner next to Neve Campbell, William McGinley and John Cusack at Nobu.
Offered Ernie Hudson and ride in our limo (he declined) had dinner next to him and Powers Boothe.
Met Wendy Malick, Cam Neely, Phil Esposito, Bill Russell, Scott Elkington.
Got a picture of my wife and Jared Leto.
Employed Kenda Perez.
Almost ran over Gavin Rossdale once by accident.
All that, and no super great stories. I'm Walter Mitty I guess.
Almost bumped into Christ Jericho at LAX a while ago, we were both on our phones and I didn't really want to bother him so I just threw him the horns and mouthed Fozzy. I'm pretty sure that's why the band has gotten so big these last couple of years.
I was working at a local paintball park that was hosting one of William Shatner's paintball games. I did not get to meet him since I was working the gun repair/air tank refill station all day but each of the players who came by told me that they never got to see him and although he was the captain of their team, he did not want to talk to them directly and had his "second in command" address them. Turns out the jack ass was sitting in an RV outside the park and only showed up for the last assault. Tons of people were pissed and Shatner's bullshit paintball adventure was not allowed to come back the next year.
Adebisi
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Radio Q's Jian "choke a bitch" Ghomeshi being replaced by guy I went to highschool with.
Shad a 'bold choice' to host Q relaunch | The London Free Press
Shad a 'bold choice' to host Q relaunch | The London Free Press
I saw Frank Thomas and several of his teammates at a bar in Florida once while on spring break (they were doing spring training). I bought their 70- or 80-something pitching coach a jager shot and we did it together. My buddy asked frank Thomas if he could buy him a drink, and he responded, "I have millions of dollars, but sure, buy me a drink." Then he joined coheed and Cambria and wrote a song about me.
hodj
Vox Populi Jihadi
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My wife worked with Vanilla Ice's cousin. The guy is gay and now a flight attendent (the cousin, not Vanilla Ice).
My step aunt (is that a thing? The lady who married my mother's brother after he divorced his first wife) dated Billy Ray Cyrus in high school.
I've personally met Bruce Campbell (posted pics here back in the day of the meeting).
My step aunt (is that a thing? The lady who married my mother's brother after he divorced his first wife) dated Billy Ray Cyrus in high school.
I've personally met Bruce Campbell (posted pics here back in the day of the meeting).
Evernothing
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Zaar and some of the other original Triton members tried to stage a real life fight with me and my friends for fucking with them on their forum back in the day.
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Fadaar
That guy
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Furious
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I used to work out with Terry Crews at the W Gym when he was on that american gladiator type show as T-money. Nicest guy.
I Met with Prime Minister Harper, Oprah, Ohhh Forgot about this one, I had a fued with Dan Akroyd. He got bumped out of the VIP at the Roxy to make room for our table. He was pissed and not at all funny about it. He was really high though.
Met Mark Walberg, he was nice.
Living in Canada, met or knew lots of NHLers.
Scott Gomez played for the Surrey Eagles and I would always bug him that he would never make it.
Pat Quinn was another nice hockey player I met with on occasion.
I Met with Prime Minister Harper, Oprah, Ohhh Forgot about this one, I had a fued with Dan Akroyd. He got bumped out of the VIP at the Roxy to make room for our table. He was pissed and not at all funny about it. He was really high though.
Met Mark Walberg, he was nice.
Living in Canada, met or knew lots of NHLers.
Scott Gomez played for the Surrey Eagles and I would always bug him that he would never make it.
Pat Quinn was another nice hockey player I met with on occasion.
When my mother was dieing of cancer three years ago she confessed to me that while in college she met a guy in the military and they had a 3 month love affair which lead to her becoming pregnant with me,she moved back in with her parents at the end of the school year and never told this guy about it.
My mom then produced some pictures of her and my dad together his name was John Estes but he would later be known as John Holmes and although I do look some what like him I lucked out and got most of my looks from my mom but sadly I also got my penis from her side of the family.
My mom then produced some pictures of her and my dad together his name was John Estes but he would later be known as John Holmes and although I do look some what like him I lucked out and got most of my looks from my mom but sadly I also got my penis from her side of the family.
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Adebisi
Clump of Cells
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You're not a Canadian unless you grew up with or went to school with at least two NHLers.
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iannis
Musty Nester
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I'm pretty sure that I saw Annie Body at the wal mart last week. If it wasn't her it was a doppleganger. Maybe she's doing a tour or something, I dunno. She looked strung out.
All I could think of was that line from friends where Pheobe's sister does porn. "YEAH, YOU KNOW ME FROM PORN." I looked twice and just started laughing.
I didn't talk to her. Confirmed betafag.
All I could think of was that line from friends where Pheobe's sister does porn. "YEAH, YOU KNOW ME FROM PORN." I looked twice and just started laughing.
I didn't talk to her. Confirmed betafag.
