The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread
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Erronius
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Kuriin, my lips cracked pretty bad today, but I don't have any chapstick. Could I seal the cracks with little dabs of superglue as long as I keep my mouth open until it dries?
Also, I have a wart on one of my fingers that I can't seem to kill. I've bought the at-home freeze kit and it didn't work. Salicylic acid (pads and gel) didn't either. I've tried digging it out and slicing it off but no dice, and I can't seem to find the seed. It's a very small wart under the skin, looks like a white dot or possibly a small scar. Normally I don't even notice it but every so often that little bastard hurts like a motherfucker. It's right on the side of the first digit of my right hand index finger, exactly where I hold wire when I strip it or wirenuts when I twist them.
I had plantar warts really bad once at with those I could at least see salicylic acid work somewhat...it would kill off the thick callous skin on those at least. No idea why it doesn't seem to work as well on my finger. (mind you I eventually had to have 9 dug out of my feet, which I was not a fan of).
I've heard that Apple Cider Vinegar will kill warts. Ever hear of that stuff working? That or I could rub some garlic on it and see what happens.
Also, I have a wart on one of my fingers that I can't seem to kill. I've bought the at-home freeze kit and it didn't work. Salicylic acid (pads and gel) didn't either. I've tried digging it out and slicing it off but no dice, and I can't seem to find the seed. It's a very small wart under the skin, looks like a white dot or possibly a small scar. Normally I don't even notice it but every so often that little bastard hurts like a motherfucker. It's right on the side of the first digit of my right hand index finger, exactly where I hold wire when I strip it or wirenuts when I twist them.
I had plantar warts really bad once at with those I could at least see salicylic acid work somewhat...it would kill off the thick callous skin on those at least. No idea why it doesn't seem to work as well on my finger. (mind you I eventually had to have 9 dug out of my feet, which I was not a fan of).
I've heard that Apple Cider Vinegar will kill warts. Ever hear of that stuff working? That or I could rub some garlic on it and see what happens.
Use the pads. When the wart is gone, keep using the pads to dissolve your skin even deeper. Soon you will see black dots. Dig them out, let crater in your finger heal, profit.
iannis
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If the salicylic acid didn't work then vinegar isn't going to either. You're going to have to resort to garlic.
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Kuriin
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1) Blumpkins is sucking the person's dick while that said person is taking a shit. So, uh...no. Unless you're not normal and into scat. Then you're a freak.
2) Never been fisted, though I have tried. The person had smallish fingers. I'm proud to have never been fisted in all of my 27 years of existence.
3) Erronius, could try. Doesn't hurt!?
Onto the wart: Why not use the one with the nitrogen in there? That's what they use at doctor's offices.
2) Never been fisted, though I have tried. The person had smallish fingers. I'm proud to have never been fisted in all of my 27 years of existence.
3) Erronius, could try. Doesn't hurt!?
Onto the wart: Why not use the one with the nitrogen in there? That's what they use at doctor's offices.
Erronius
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The Dr Scholls stuff in a can seemed weak. I had a white spot on my finger for a bit but the skin didn't even die off.
Kuriin
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Oh, my bad. I only read the salicylic one. You have to hold it down for quite a while and use it a few times because it's weaker. TBH, if it really bothers you (and it should, because it's pretty contagious), I would just go to the doctor's office and get it frozen off with the real shit.
Erronius
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You mean like this?best way to remove a wart at home
They even combine garlic with duct tape. Sounds like a winner!
Sterling
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Freezing Skittles in liquid nitrogen is one of the most awesome things ever. They burst when they hit anything with such a satisfactory sound. Amazing stuff.
Noodleface
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I had my warts "removed" before they used liquid nitrogen. By removed I mean the Dr. tried to burn them off with fire. Thankfully, the warts are gone now, but instead I have two scars on my finger that resemble warts that were just burnt.
Go deeper. That's what kuriin would do. But seriously go deeper until the skin is concave
BoldW
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i was kinda talking more about receiving a blumpkin. If a dump arouses you, stands to reason a BJ during a dump would be amazeballs.
Noodleface
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Except the poops that are too big and feel like your asshole is tearing.. although even then it still feels good. I imagine people that take penises in the butt don't experience ass-rippers, as I like to call them, all too often though.