Burnem Wizfyre
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Pluto is just a huge fucking comet more then anything, that's sure as fuck what it would look like if something came along and forced it into a much closer orbit with the sun.
On what justification though? Eris is the same size as Pluto and likely significantly heavier. It does orbit out much further, and has a more inclined and eccentric orbit. Haumea and Makemake are smaller than Pluto, but orbit about the same distance and have less eccentric orbits (albeit with more inclination). They all have equally strong cases for being a planet as compared to Pluto based on their sizes and orbits.They should have just let Pluto be grandfathered in. I think that would have been the proper compromise.
The Plutonians will not let this slight go unpunished.Pluto only rustled jimmies because the vast majority of Americans associated Pluto with the Disney character, no other country gave a fuck about Pluto's downgrade to a dwarf planet.
They sarcastically throw around the 19,400 miles figure without taking note that that's well within the distance needed to destroy a fuck-ton of satellites.Well, as long as Vanity Fair says it's not going to, I feel better.