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Chukzombi

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it'll always be 89 batman for me

this was the first ride i didn't mind waiting in line cuz i just kept on looking at the batmobile
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1960s Batmobile is the only one you can cruise down the road with the top down picking up hot beaver along the way.
the original Batmobile was based on a 1955 Lincoln concept car. i think the 1989 Batmobile was from a shitty Mustang.
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of course the real original Batman serials, Batman drove a 1950s Mercury convertible.
when he was Batman he drove with the top down.
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when he was Bruce Wayne , he would disguise his identity by putting the top up.
 
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Fadaar

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yall making me feel like some kinda fag for finding Anne Hathaway hot. i'd fist a pineapple up her poop chute as a science experiment.
 
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Caeden

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yall making me feel like some kinda fag for finding Anne Hathaway hot. i'd fist a pineapple up her poop chute as a science experiment.
Naw. She is hot even at 38. She also doesn’t look like the plastic surgery bug has bit her and she clearly tries to stay thin and healthy. A woman that grows old naturally will always look more beautiful for her age than one that goes the plastic route. Sure she won’t compete with a 19 year old fucktoy for hotness, but that’s nature.

Anne Hathaway is attainably hot too.

also, I like the new batmobile. But function over form. Looks like it was made by a red neck with a welder to smash barns and brick outhouses on YouTube.
 
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j00t

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1989 batmobile is pretty great... BUT honestly it's a no contest.

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TomServo

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looks like Homer tried to draw a Dodge Charger. at least attempt to make the thing fucking aerodynamic.
the 1960s when cars were just starting to become aerodynamic, it was more aerodynamic than that turd in 2021.

i would bang catwoman over this beauty and she would thank me for it.
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God damn was Julie newmar drop dead.
 
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Chukzombi

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Maybe it looks better in front when the headlights are fully retracted. No way those are the way the headlights were intended.
 

j00t

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it's a very retro muscle looking car, which i love. i don't like it as the batmobile though.
 

pysek

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Couldn't even get through the trailer. Yawn.
 
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Miguex

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It's strange that no one posted it apparently, but that trailer came out over a month ago. Looked pretty fucking awesome to me when I saw it then, and now.