The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

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Falstaff

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It's not a wobble, though. It's just a stupidly-placed foot that leaves too much room on one side. It only pushes down on one side which you really have no point in pushing down on during any normal use of the machine. It doesn't wobble back and forth, so the drive spinning or even someone nudging the table/stand it's on won't make it move. This is such a non-issue.
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spronk

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utnayan has been proved right, if you buy a launch ps4 you will get the horribly defective wobble version whereas if you wait until 2015 you will get a wobble free experience. too many people on this forum are wobble shills, funded by the wobble industry to stamp out the anti-wobble truth. curt schilling was a wobbler as a pitcher and Vanguard failed because it wobbled too much.

PS4 pros:
more GPU units
more first party exclusives
more free games in PSN

xbone pros:
no wobble

why the fuck hasnt amazon shipped my ps4 yet
 

Tuco

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I hear the swaystation wobbles at the same RPM as the hard drive, and if you put a SSD in it it will literally fly in the air from how many RPMs SSDs have.
 

Soygen

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why the fuck hasnt amazon shipped my ps4 yet
Patience. Minejustnow(as in within the last 5 minutes) changed to 'Preparing for shipment'.

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Abefroman

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Nothing beats Xbone. Just for the simple fact that not one fucking person at M$ stood up and said "hey guys, you know they are gonna shorten this to Xbone, right?". Swaystation will be forgotten in a month.
 

Foggy

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Swaystation sounds cool. Xbone is hilarious on many levels. I love both but have to tip the cap to Xbone since M$, themselves, invented the name.

I WANT MY CONSOLE. This is the first launch I have actively cared about.
 

Xevy

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Swaystation will last for approximately 3 days, XBone is forever. BUT, like the N word, we Xbrothas will harness the word's power and use it to talk about our awesome Xboners.
 

hodj

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I thought boning something up was like an old 80s skateboarder term or something.

I can remember bone having some sort of negative context at some point in the vernacular of American suburban youths.