The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

Needless

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doesn't the vita come with that charging dock? lol

I want the white controller but.. i already have 2
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spronk

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if you eat cheetos and doritos with chopsticks you never get your fingers dirty

its how the pros play
 

Xarpolis

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Never thought of eating snack foods with them, but I've been using them all week for everything else. Interesting!
 

Woefully Inept

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I use a fork for Cheetos cuz fuck cheesefingers. My wife always shakes her head in disgust at me for some reason when she sees a Cheeto at the end of a fork.
 

Noodleface

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I use a fork for Cheetos cuz fuck cheesefingers. My wife always shakes her head in disgust at me for some reason when she sees a Cheeto at the end of a fork.
sophisticated bro

My brother came over last weekend and ate his pizza with a fork and knife so he wouldn't mung up his controller.. what a turd, everyone laughed at him.
 

Woefully Inept

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sophisticated bro

My brother came over last weekend and ate his pizza with a fork and knife so he wouldn't mung up his controller.. what a turd, everyone laughed at him.
Well that right there is just whacky. Pizza is definitely not a fork and knife food ffs!

Would it help if I said usually use a toothpick instead of a fork? It takes much more skill to spear a lone Cheeto with a toothpick compared to a fork.
 

Noodleface

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I actually think it makes it worse.. like you hold Cheetos as some sort of delicacy. I can see you spearing it, going "Don't mind if I do" while twirling your mustache, holding it above your head and letting it slide down your gullet. Every. Single. Time.
 

Woefully Inept

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Oh jesus I don't admire the fucking Cheeto I just jam it in my mouth. haha
That is more than a bit pretentious. Maybe if I had a monacle to go over the tip with. lol