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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Grabbit Allworth
Ahn'Qiraj Raider
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I became aware of this via the Clownfish YouTube channel, this morning.
It doesn't surprise me...at all. It's all so tiresome and pathetic.
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Qhue
Tranny Chaser
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Grabbit Allworth
Ahn'Qiraj Raider
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Fortunately, for me, I've never caught the LEGO bug. I've also managed to avoid the mini's fever, too. However, I have spent several thousand dollars on Skinny Minis, but the value for those is insane.
R.I.P. my wallet
Ome
Trakanon Raider
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Grabbit Allworth
Ahn'Qiraj Raider
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These. Skinny Minis: A new type of miniature for tabletop RPGs The website really doesn't do the minis justice and obviously some are better than others given the fact that not all the art is created by one person. I personally despise the Dwarves, but maybe that's just me.
I wasn't aware of these minis when they ran their first Kickstarter, but I bought 3-4 of every mini they offered on the retail site. Last year they ran another Kickstarter and I ordered 4x of basically everything (except the non-binary, disabled hero, and faggoty looking rabbit-people sets). I haven't checked in awhile, but I think fulfillment on that is due in 2-3 months.
I also have two active subscriptions to their service that supplies new sets every month. The sets that get produced are voted on by the club members. The subscription is hit or miss because some of the shit people vote for is absolutely fucking moronic, but on the balance the results are pretty good.
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Conefed
Blackwing Lair Raider
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New group of players, second session. Gnome discovers a tome and reads it.
The DM then said, Is there anything else you do to the book?
Gnome player, "...I fuck the book?"
DM immediately blushes red (was not what he meant), gnome rolls nat20
The DM then said, Is there anything else you do to the book?
Gnome player, "...I fuck the book?"
DM immediately blushes red (was not what he meant), gnome rolls nat20
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Hatorade
A nice asshole.
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I would have described in great detail what happened. Also the bound tome was actually made from whatever skin of whatever a common monster is they will encounter and after he splooged in it the ink permanently stains his dick. If that monster can talk they will all know his full name and that he fucked a book, giving them bonuses to taunt and the like. “Oh look if it isn’t Coswald the book fucker...”
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Hatorade
A nice asshole.
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If the monsters can’t talk or have a sub 3 int score I would just make one always seek him out and try to fuck him. Would be “terrible” if it was a slime or the like with engulf and or grab attacks.
Every 1d20 days to start then with each encounter lower the dice tier, then when down to 1d4 start adding additional numbers. Can be removed only by a high level remove curse with an expensive component. When things go south for the party the taunting would be glorious.
“You just had to fuck a book...”
Every 1d20 days to start then with each encounter lower the dice tier, then when down to 1d4 start adding additional numbers. Can be removed only by a high level remove curse with an expensive component. When things go south for the party the taunting would be glorious.
“You just had to fuck a book...”
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Grabbit Allworth
Ahn'Qiraj Raider
- 1,698
- 7,320
Grabbit Allworth
Ahn'Qiraj Raider
- 1,698
- 7,320
Qhue
Tranny Chaser
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Hasbro going all-in with synergies...
Zaide
TLP Idealist
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Grabbit Allworth
Ahn'Qiraj Raider
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Mist
REEEEeyore
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Grabbit Allworth
Ahn'Qiraj Raider
- 1,698
- 7,320
Obviously, it greatly depends on what you have as some stuff was printed a lot more than others, but a lot of the boxed sets and hardbacks are between 2x and 10x their MSRP.