The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

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Ahn'Qiraj Raider
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Eagles still trying to move up in draft. Going to be interesting to see who drafts 2nd next week.
 

moontayle

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The Chip Kellys still trying to move up in draft. Going to be interesting to see who drafts 2nd next week.
FTFY

By the end of the season I see one of two possibilities. Chip is seen as a mad genius. Chip is seen as just plain mad. As a fan of a rival team I pray for the latter but it'll be entertaining either way.
 
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Rob Gronkowski: Maybe Barack Obama Was CBS Boston

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Grimmlokk

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Rothlisberger seems to do that exact play like once a game
Not to JJ Watt
You're taking this the wrong way, Ambi. Ben Roethlisberger is a wildebeest of a man who pulls these plays off pretty regularly because he's amazing and also just a fucking gorilla. It's a huge compliment to say a waifish lil' fella like Romo managed to pull of a play that is normally exclusive to a a scyscraper of a man like Big Ben. Take it for the massive kudo it is. If you really want him to pull off plays like that on the reg he needs to start cultivating mass.

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zzeris

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Im a huge fan of crazy Chip Kelly. I'm hoping his crazy ass wants to pick up an awesome player named Dion Jordan for maybe a 3rd. Sounds like something a crazy genius would do just to show everyone how skilled his coaching is. Now, normal Chip Kelly(is there one?) better not show up until after the draft.
 

Merrith

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I always wonder why they didn't asterisk the Steelers SB win over Seattle, since Ben clearly was never in on his TD run.

Edit: Forgot to do my roleplay as a Seattle fan for this. Amazing how much I heard about this back then.
 

Merrith

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So now apparently Kelly picked up Bradford just to shop him as trade bait?
It's funny how the rumors on Chip moving up or trading for Mariota just won't go away. I thought at one point he'd "settled" all the rumors but they persist still. Has to be somewhat legit if the noise is still there at this point, no?
 

BrutulTM

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I can't wait for the draft just so everyone can stop talking about it. I swear the NFL Network guys must want to kill themselves because they have been hyping the draft for like 6 weeks and I think some of them are starting to lose touch with reality.
 

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Ahn'Qiraj Raider
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I'd be curious if Titans passed on Mariota. Their coach is suppose to be a QB whisper? It would make me question that pick a little more.