The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

zzeris

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I'm not saying all three will get in again, but that schedule talk is loser excuse shit. The Patriots have a cakewalk division every year, are they over rated thanks to an easy schedule? I'd love to say they are but objectively you can't.
Over a period of time, yes it is. But it was an extremely easy schedule. The Browns were 7-4 at one time last year. Playing against the two weakest divisions in football does make it easier to get in. It's just the truth. I'm not saying they aren't a good division but last year was a cakewalk...for the entire division. Pats probably have their hardest divisional schedule in years but it has been pretty abysmal there. Doesn't help when the NFL never notices their many variations of 'rule-bending' from year to year.
 

Zzen

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But he may also be a stupid fucker (confirmed) and blew it all on hookers (unconfirmed)
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This stupid fucker is already broke.

The play-by-play of Warren Sapp's 59-page bankruptcy filing
 

Famm

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He was better than JFF! I mean they very well could have gone on a season ending losing streak either way, its the Browns. I couldn't see why they would bench Hoyer for either of the options they had though, and that turned out to be true. Guess we might see if Hoyer can be a game manager at least this year, or maybe he won't start or get any playing time. Anyway, I'm not defending the Browns, they are dysfunctional from the top to bottom and they are in a division with three teams who keep building solid rosters. Whatcha gonna do.
 

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Manziel was mediocre in preseason but I can see why they threw him out there to see if they needed to move on or if there was anything redeemable in him. They weren't going to the playoffs with Hoyer, the only reason they even stayed in contention so long was because of their defense. Hoyer was fucking TERRIBLE, their loss against the Colts should be a good reference for that. I said Manziel was a skinny, shittier version of Tim Tebow after he was drafted so I'm in no way defending him.
 

Gravy

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It was intense.

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Totally not cool posting pictures of that kind of brutality. REPORTED.

On a serious note, I'mhopefullygetting tickets to the Chiefs/Bears game at Arrowhead on 10/11. Any Chiefs or Bears fans interested let me know, I may have two seats. They will be fairly expensive because they are on club level, but I'll just ask for what I have to pay, which hopefully is the 'good guy' price.
 

Gravy

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Will do, but division games will be harder to wrangle. And that game is in the middle of December and colder than a witches teat.
 

moontayle

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I try not to do bets (except for that one against Mippo, which was EPIC) but I did say we could do an avatar bet when Miami and Dallas meet this year. So if someone wants to take that larger bet, feel free.
 

zzeris

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I try not to do bets (except for that one against Mippo, which was EPIC) but I did say we could do an avatar bet when Miami and Dallas meet this year. So if someone wants to take that larger bet, feel free.
I'll do that bet just for the hell of it. Ho long are the terms good sir? What conditions for the avatars?