The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

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Merrith

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I don't see how that's relevant since you and him were both talking about the Bills.

I'm amazed you can't even keep up with yourself here.
Yeah but if he'd kept up with himself, he'd have to look up Rex Ryan's record in his first year or two of taking over a team.

Wonder if he had any success in Year 1/2 with a new team before?
 

Sutekh

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Yeah but if he'd kept up with himself, he'd have to look up Rex Ryan's record in his first year or two of taking over a team.

Wonder if he had any success in Year 1/2 with a new team before?
Well you've just got to trust what phazael has to say, he obviously knows what he's talking about with coaches. Don't you remember him talking about how bad of a coach McCarthy is all the time?
 

Convo

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Philly Fans on DMM as Cowboy: He's waaaaay overrated. SEE that O-Line? That's why he's so good. The Emperor has no clothes!!!1!!1!!1!

Philly Fans on DMM as Eagle: SAVIOR!!!!!!!
I live in philly and trust me.. That wasn't what people were saying when we played him last year. Guy is a beast.
 

Phazael

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Chip is going to turn the eagles into the Raiders of the east. There is no way all of this crazy doesn't blow up in his face and screw them long term.
 

Tenks

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Kelly better have the best voodoo witch doctor imported from the dankest, smelliest corners of Portland to make sure to keep Bradford and DMM healthy. May as well toss in some vegan eye of newt to keep Kiko healthy as well.
 

moontayle

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5 for $42, $21 mil gauranteed. No way Cowboys were touching that.
For a guy that has one year where he wasnt hurt (admittedly a great year). He's also not coming that much cheaper than McCoy. But hey, Chip's a genius so who are we to second guess him.
 

Phazael

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Get back to me on how awesome the Fins are when they break 500. At least my predictions for my team actually happened, aside from lasting one round longer in the playoffs.
 

Sutekh

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Attempting to insult the Dolphins to distract from how little you know? That's a real lazy tactic, then again I'd expect that from you.
 

moontayle

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I was out and about during my last post and made it on the fly. Now that I'm back and have had a few moments to look at articles, this deal makes no sense for the Eagles to make. That's not the (extremely) bitter Dallas fan in me speaking either.

Murray deal: 5 yrs, $42m, $21m guaranteed.
McCoy deal: 5 yrs, $40m, $26m guaranteed.

So... they basically replaced the 2013 rushing champ with the 2014 rushing champ, added $2m on the top end and shaved $5m off in guarantees. Again, for a guy who has one year where he didn't miss time from being hurt. Oh, and he's older than Shady.
 

Sutekh

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I was out and about during my last post and made it on the fly. Now that I'm back and have had a few moments to look at articles, this deal makes no sense for the Eagles to make. That's not the (extremely) bitter Dallas fan in me speaking either.

Murray deal: 5 yrs, $42m, $21m guaranteed.
McCoy deal: 5 yrs, $40m, $26m guaranteed.

So... they basically replaced the 2013 rushing champ with the 2014 rushing champ, added $2m on the top end and shaved $5m off in guarantees. Again, for a guy who has one year where he didn't miss time from being hurt. Oh, and he's older than Shady.
You're forgetting the part where they got Kiko Alonso, that's pretty huge.
 

Vandyn

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I was out and about during my last post and made it on the fly. Now that I'm back and have had a few moments to look at articles, this deal makes no sense for the Eagles to make. That's not the (extremely) bitter Dallas fan in me speaking either.

Murray deal: 5 yrs, $42m, $21m guaranteed.
McCoy deal: 5 yrs, $40m, $26m guaranteed.

So... they basically replaced the 2013 rushing champ with the 2014 rushing champ, added $2m on the top end and shaved $5m off in guarantees. Again, for a guy who has one year where he didn't miss time from being hurt. Oh, and he's older than Shady.
Unless they know something about Shady that nobody else does (he did have a slightly down year compared to 2013).
 

Kedwyn

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Give Sutekh a break, this is the only time he gets to talk about the Dolphins before they hit the field and go .500 again.