The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

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Sutekh

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Tom Brady on his way to class

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Borzak

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I would love to see them do that at something like an NFL stadium. The amount of drunks leaving the game trying to use it would be worth the laughs alone, then you know a super drunk would get stuck in the thing and possibly lose their life. Not to the machine but the pissed off other drunk fans trying to leave.
 

Column_sl

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I'm not from Texas lol, I just moved to Austin because it's one of the best places in the USA

WTF is going on in Washington. Why can't they get it together
 

Zzen

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It does you wonder how Dan Synder was ever smart enough to become rich in the first place.
 

Gravel

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It does you wonder how Dan Synder was ever smart enough to become rich in the first place.
From what I've read, he kind of lucked into it.

As for the QB situation, I'm thinking this is just McCloughan building the team how he wants it. It's also likely a way to pressure anyone who's thinking of drafting a QB high to trade up with Washington. We may not really want a QB, but if you say anyone is on the board, it makes trades viable.
 

Royal

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It's gonna take Jets-era Mark Sanchez levels of hilarity to get Snyder off of Bobby Three Sticks' junk.
 

Merrith

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From what I've read, he kind of lucked into it.

As for the QB situation, I'm thinking this is just McCloughan building the team how he wants it. It's also likely a way to pressure anyone who's thinking of drafting a QB high to trade up with Washington. We may not really want a QB, but if you say anyone is on the board, it makes trades viable.
Be a real test of his authority if we do take a QB there. Obviously it makes the RG3 trade look fucking terrible if you do, but if he's ready to move on from it and get "his guys" starting with a QB, then it is what it is...as long as Snyder keeps out of it.

Still feels like rhetoric to drum up trade interest though.
 

moontayle

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Really only works if the coach is part of the conversation. Obviously a bad draft to go looking for a QB.

Not looking forward to the conversation in a couple of years surrounding my team and this subject.
 

Wombat

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It seems like smoke screen being put up to drive up the market value of their pick.
While that's possible, the biggest surprise of Free Agency for me hasn't been the trades, it's been that the Redskins haven't done anything at QB. I thoughteveryoneassumed they were doing something there this offseason, and while it is true there was nothing available at the position to bring in, you think they would have at least traded one of the guys out...
 

Merrith

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While that's possible, the biggest surprise of Free Agency for me hasn't been the trades, it's been that the Redskins haven't done anything at QB. I thoughteveryoneassumed they were doing something there this offseason, and while it is true there was nothing available at the position to bring in, you think they would have at least traded one of the guys out...
Cousins didn't exactly help his trade value last year. Really what could you get for RG3 right now? It's even odder when they originally said they wanted to go into this year as it being a competition, only to have Gruden announce that RG3 is going in as the starter. Now this talk about drafting one of the QB's at #5.
 

sebur

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Not sure if anybody posted it, but the "crazy" formations or whatever you want to call it that the Patriots were using that was confusing defenses got approved by the owners as now illegal and is a 5 yd penalty as illegal sub.
 

Tenks

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Looks like Bengals are shedding Taylor Mays and Newman over to Vikings. I'm actually glad, tbh. I would welcome their depth but Lewis seems to refuse to start promising young talent over proven, aging vets. So hopefully this means we get younger back there.