The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

Famm

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Does anyone else think that GIF make the ultimate warrior look like he's taking it up the ass?
 

Kirun

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Does anyone else think that GIF make the ultimate warrior look like he's taking it up the ass?
It looks to me like a metaphoric image used to represent Grimm's insatiable desire to perform angry fellatio.
 

Grimmlokk

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It looks to me like a metaphoric image used to represent Grimm's insatiable desire to perform angry fellatio.
Don't make it weird or read too much in to it.

I just want to facefuck a huge angry dude in full facepeaint, like anyone else. Hit the gym a bit more and you might be the lucky one to have their uvula tickled.
 

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Could you guys just stick to fagging up the superbowl thread?
 

Araxen

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CNN was pretty funny today. They were all like Rachel Nichols(whom got her teeth fixed finally) pissed off Goodell. lol
 

Grimmlokk

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I don't think he particularly deserves it, but judging him by numbers isn't how it's going to happen. You'll get a big narrative about how he's the best blocking WR of all time, changed the game even without the ball etc etc.

All that plus 7th or 8th in career receptions when he retired and like I said, media darling and Steelers player. He'll get in eventually. Probably. The inflated receiver numbers that he mostly missed out on might bite him in the ass.
 

Xevy

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Marvin Harrison not in yet. Are they just passing because they know he's getting in eventually? Or because he murdered some one?
 

Grimmlokk

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Haley finally in the HOF, about fucking time.
Yeah no shit. Pretty clear case of a guy NOT being media friendly really hurting him.


So, completely off topic...

I haven't kept up with Eddie George and his doing since he retired. Barely ever seen him off the field or heard him speak etc. I think I heard him on Dan Patrick mention he had taken up Shakespearean acting. He was the guest on the latest episode of Comedy Bang Bang, a goofy comedy fake talk show based on improv and just sillyness. The premise of the week was the host/sidekick of this show were feuding with the new sports show hosts in the building, got challenged to do a sports episode while the others did a comedy one. Anyways, that lead to Eddie George as the guest.

He was fucking great. Really funny, fit in perfectly, and he seems like he can actually act really well. If you are a Titans fan(Gilg?) you definitely need to find the episode. But if not I'd say still give it a try just to see if you're as impressed by Eddie as I was.AV Club seemed to be.
 

Famm

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Sounds like Bears will release Brandon Marshall prior to March 13th deadline for guaranteeing his money. He's thirty years old. Wonder how much is left in the tank.
 

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Haley finally in the HOF, about fucking time.
Is he going in as a 49er or a cowboy? I think he played longer as a niner, but had more success as a cowboy, and is in the Ring of Honor.

I'm guessing 49er since that's where he began and ended his career.
 

Kaines

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Is he going in as a 49er or a cowboy? I think he played longer as a niner, but had more success as a cowboy, and is in the Ring of Honor.

I'm guessing 49er since that's where he began and ended his career.
This isn't MLB. Players aren't attached to teams when they go into the Football Hall of Fame. They are just Hall of Famers. Period.

And the only reason it's a big deal in the Baseball Hall of Fame, is because they decided to put a cap on the player with an actual team logo. Otherwise, it wouldn't matter there either. Player busts in the Football HoF don't get helmets, so team affiliation is irrelevant.