The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

Foggy · Feb 26, 2015

A black man did something wrong somewhere. Ban all black players. Whiteys only, bring back the wishbone!

Grimmlokk · Feb 26, 2015

Foggy_sl said:
A black man did something wrong somewhere. Ban all black players. Whiteys only, bring back the wishbone!

Yep, total witch hunt. A guy who punched his mother in the face would never hit a woman!

Foggy · Feb 26, 2015

Grimmlokk_sl said:
Yep, total witch hunt. A guy who punched his mother in the face would never hit a woman!

True, we would have to ban all white players too. Thanks Rapelisberger.

Commander Vimeseh_sl · Feb 26, 2015

Foggy_sl said:
True, we would have to ban all white players too. Thanks Rapelisberger.

If big Ben gets caught in another restroom with a drunk co-ed then throw the book at him. The problem isn't solely that these (black) athletes do something wrong. It's that they keep doing it wrong. Stupid fuckers.

Fadaar · Feb 26, 2015

Aaron Hernandez killed a guy or two or ten. Guess we gotta ban the hispanics as well. What the fuck are we left with? Haloti Ngata and his legion of Samoan brethren? The new NFL is nothing but offensive and defensive lines battling it out gladiator style. Actually that doesn't sound half bad...

Foggy · Feb 26, 2015

Don't forget dickpixx with some top shelf sexual harassment.

Grimmlokk · Feb 26, 2015

Fadaar_sl said:
Aaron Hernandez killed a guy or two or ten. Guess we gotta ban the hispanics as well. What the fuck are we left with? Haloti Ngata and his legion of Samoan brethren? The new NFL is nothing but offensive and defensive lines battling it out gladiator style. Actually that doesn't sound half bad...

Hines Ward was half Korean, does his black half preclude him from coming back?

I just found a website...

Football Asian Players

PatrickStar · Feb 26, 2015

That website is fascinating. Why? It seems if you're half black/half Asian you are listed in the Mixed-Asians in NFL. If you are half Asian/half anything else you are listed in the Asians in Football. Ha.

Grimmlokk · Feb 26, 2015

PatrickStar_sl said:
That website is fascinating. Why? It seems if you're half black/half Asian you are listed in the Mixed-Asians in NFL. If you are half Asian/half anything else you are listed in the Asians in Football. Ha.

Only White/Hawaiian + Asian = Asian I guess.

I mean, who are we to argue with Asians about math?

edit: Maybe it's not that simple. Ben Leber is in the mixed section and he's listed as White/Japanese. AndTedy Bruschiwho is White/Filipino. Maybe it's based on %?

Hoss · Feb 26, 2015

Fadaar_sl said:
Aaron Hernandez killed a guy or two or ten. Guess we gotta ban the hispanics as well. What the fuck are we left with? Haloti Ngata and his legion of Samoan brethren? The new NFL is nothing but offensive and defensive lines battling it out gladiator style. Actually that doesn't sound half bad...

I think Mark Tuinei died of a massive drug overdose. So no Samoans either.

Ritley · Feb 26, 2015

Foggy_sl said:
A black man did something wrong somewhere. Ban all black players. Whiteys only, bring back the wishbone!

That escalated quickly

Man0warr · Feb 27, 2015

Grimmlokk_sl said:
Yep, total witch hunt. A guy who punched his mother in the face would never hit a woman!

That's what his mom said, but remember his mom is an ex-crack whore who is just money leeching off her son after abandoning him when he was a teen.

jooka · Feb 27, 2015

watch the fuck out, Browns going all the way:

Browns sign Josh McCown | ProFootballTalk

Alex · Feb 27, 2015

Damn, I don't want to lose to McCown.

Joeboo · Feb 27, 2015

Alex_sl said:
Damn, I don't want to lose to McCown.

Said no one, ever

Edit - nm, thought that said " I don't want to lose mccown" and I thought you were crazy. Whoops

azeth · Feb 28, 2015

jooka_sl said:
watch the fuck out, Browns going all the way:

Browns sign Josh McCown | ProFootballTalk

dang. first the browns change their helmets from orange to off orange THEN THEY SIGN MCCOWN?

big time stuff

Grimmlokk · Feb 28, 2015

Between the radically changed new logo and this move I think it's safe to say the AFC North is finally a 4 way race.

opiate82 · Feb 28, 2015

Do I ask here to get the thread title changed to "The Browns Championship Offseason Thread" or do I need to go to Ask Amod?

Grimmlokk · Mar 1, 2015

opiate82_sl said:
Do I ask here to get the thread title changed to "The Browns Championship Offseason Thread" or do I need to go to Ask Amod?

Both. I got your back either way.

Angelwatch · Mar 1, 2015

Your Superbowl 50 champions! The Cleveland Browns!

The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

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