The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

Brahma

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LeVeon Bell destroying our best coverage linebacker. Kid looks like he could be a starting wr he is so smooth.

Watch Steelers RB LeVeon Bell abuse ILB Lawrence Timmons in a 1-on-1 drill at training camp - Behind the Steel Curtain

Unfortunately watching these 4th string or worse rbs tonight doesnt instill the same kind of confidence in the ground game as when he is playing. This team could be special if the defense steps it up this year, the offense has everything it needs now.
Christ...If you know you're going to get burned like that, try jamming him up at the line. Play off 5 yards. Jeez that dude should be a slot receiver.
 

Tarrant

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I know many things get said about many cities fans....but holy shit, Vikings fans are among the worst out there. Trying to have any sort of conversation with them is beyond irritating.
 

Tenks

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I know many things get said about many cities fans....but holy shit, Vikings fans are among the worst out there. Trying to have any sort of conversation with them is beyond irritating.
You mean it isn't fun having them inject Bridgewater into the conversation about elite quarterbacks?
 

Kreugen

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I propose that whenever San Fran wins its first game the thread title becomes "The 2015 San Francisco Miracle thread"

When they lose again we can go back to mocking Joe Cutler.

(he gets to be Joe until he loses)
 

Slaythe

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You mean it isn't fun having them inject Bridgewater into the conversation about elite quarterbacks?
Take a look at our QB history and then tell me why I shouldn't be excited about Teddy.

I don't think the MN fan base is any more delusional than any other. In fact, I think we've been punched right in the nads so many times that we're probably one of the most pessimistic groups out there, but there are dumb sports fans for every franchise.
 

Kreugen

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NFC East in general imo. Wearing any of those teams gear in public is like wearing a burka to a confederate flag rally to those people. There's no such thing as friendly ribbing, it immediately turns nasty and often leads to a sloppy parking lot fight between fat drunks who peaked in high school.

When I'm enjoying a sports bar public football spectacle I tend to mock the play of every team evenly to keep everyone nearby annoyed but confused. I like to find people who are willing to joke without being an ass. The people who feel the need to stand up and clap as hard as they can for each and every goddamn thing their team does crack me the fuck up. (---> ALABAMA FANS <-----) Tide is beating a nobody AA team by 50 points and your punt returner made a fair catch? Better stand on your chair and clap bro.

My favorite came in the playoffs a couple years back with my friend (loudly) informing me that we were about to get in a fight with some fat Packer fans because after they bitched for the nth time about "all that faggot [Kaepernick] can do is run" he zipped a TD pass over the middle and I quipped "great run, Kaeperbro." Really guys? C'mon, lighten up, the game was still close and both sides were sloppy. Hell, the only thing bad I'd said about the Packers was that Rogers should avoid sucking any dicks while in the huddle. Lacy was a goddamn freight train that game.

Really though its not the talkers but the ones that are quietly seething over their beer that you have to worry about. I've seen a Pitt fan who didn't say a word the whole game blast someone in the head with his mug. Blood everywhere. Good times.
 

Tenks

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My cousin was in the OSU marching band and got bags of urine thrown at her from Penn State fans while waiting to exit the tunnel at their stadium. We can just agree nothing good comes out of Pennsylvania.