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Utnayan

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Rescorla_sl said:
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I'm going to have fun with this one.

Tell me Rescorla, what was the context behind that post in which I was trying to recommend something on his PS4 he may want to play because he was having a hard time finding something to play and even resorted to trying TESO out of complete desperation which he has already admitted? As you may see (probably not) I also shot down Lords of the Fallen.

Context must be hard to understand when eating those fine Colorado chocolates.

With that said, we should talk about how you think people are afraid to post their opinion of liking your shitty game because my internet words will call down the meteors to destroy their house.
 
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Utnayan_sl said:
I'm going to have fun with this one.

Tell me Rescorla, what was the context behind that post in which I was trying to recommend something on his PS4 he may want to play because he was having a hard time finding something to play and even resorted to trying TESO out of complete desperation which he has already admitted? As you may see (probably not) I also shot down Lords of the Fallen.

Context must be hard to understand when eating those fine Colorado chocolates.

With that said, we should talk about how you think people are afraid to post their opinion of liking your shitty game because my internet words will call down the meteors to destroy their house.
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The context is fairly obvious. In a earlier post Quaid explained why he was playing TESO and you tried convincing him not to. You are more than welcome to try and quibble away.

BTW I get a laugh from all your recent posts in this thread because its fairly obvious the success of this game on the console is bugging you, especially since most of the reviews have been on the positive side. I wouldn't even be surprised if you were playing it yourself but telling everyone it is your son playing on your PS4 account. How exactly did you know Quaid was level 41?
 
Utnayan

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The context is fairly obvious. In a earlier post Quaid explained why he was playing TESO and you tried convincing him not to. You are more than welcome to try and quibble away.

BTW I get a laugh from all your recent posts in this thread because its fairly obvious the success of this game on the console is bugging you, especially since most of the reviews have been on the positive side.
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The Elder Scrolls Online Review - GameSpot

"If you stripped away the sluggish combat and hollow questing, you?d be left with the most gorgeous fantasy hiking simulator this side of The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt."

I wouldn't even be surprised if you were playing it yourself but telling everyone it is your son playing on your PS4 account. How exactly did you know Quaid was level 41?
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Because he is my friend on PS4 and under his name it shows his level you twat.

Also, trying to convince someone to not play TESO is very similar to convincing you to just give up on escaping from Bellevue, or the staff from giving you your 30 minutes of Internet time per day. I feel it's my moral and ethical duty on the Internet to keep humanity safe.
 
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Utnayan_sl said:
The Elder Scrolls Online Review - GameSpot

"If you stripped away the sluggish combat and hollow questing, you'd be left with the most gorgeous fantasy hiking simulator this side of The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt."



Because he is my friend on PS4 and under his name it shows his level you twat.

Also, trying to convince someone to not play TESO is very similar to convincing you to just give up on escaping from Bellevue, or the staff from giving you your 30 minutes of Internet time per day. I feel it's my moral and ethical duty on the Internet to keep humanity safe.
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At least you admit I was correct about you pleading with Quaid for him not to play this game.

BTW I don't play consoles so didn't know they showed the levels of your friends. If the personal attack made you feel better about yourself then keep it up. Someone who has Utnayan as a friend on PS4 tell us what level he is now.
 
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Rescorla_sl said:
At least you admit I was correct about you pleading with Quaid for him not to play this game.

BTW I don't play consoles so didn't know they showed the levels of your friends. If the personal attack made you feel better about yourself then keep it up. Someone who has Utnayan as a friend on PS4 tell us what level he is now.
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My step son made it to level 5 and hasn't touch it since June. He learned two valuable lessons. 1) Listen to me when it comes to games. 2) Never buy digital because he couldn't trade it in.

What personal attack? You don't live at Bellevue?
 
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Utnayan_sl said:
My step son made it to level 5 and hasn't touch it since June. He learned two valuable lessons. 1) Listen to me when it comes to games. 2) Never buy digital because he couldn't trade it in.

What personal attack? You don't live at Bellevue?
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Calling someone a twat is a personal attack. While juvenile, it didn't bother me though since I viewed it as a sign that was the best you could come up with. BTW the Gamespot review you linked was overall a positive review.

Tarrant is going to swoop in soon to protect you so I better stop now. Feel free to have the last word.
 
Utnayan

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Calling someone a twat is a personal attack. While juvenile, it didn't bother me though since I viewed it as a sign that was the best you could come up with. BTW the Gamespot review you linked was overall a positive review.

Tarrant is going to swoop in soon to protect you so I better stop now. Feel free to have the last word.
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Actually calling you a twat wasn't an insult.

See # 6

Urban Dictionary: TWAT

You promote shitty, indefensible games and subsequently I view you as an online terrorist because of that. I'm doing my civic duty as an owner of the free bandwidth world in The War Against Terrorism.

The only positive thing said in that review was at least it wasn't always brown.

Please reply. I'm prepping the drones.
 
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Utnayan_sl said:
Actually calling you a twat wasn't an insult.

See # 6

Urban Dictionary: TWAT

You promote shitty, indefensible games and subsequently I view you as an online terrorist because of that. I'm doing my civic duty as an owner of the free bandwidth world in The War Against Terrorism.

The only positive thing said in that review was at least it wasn't always brown.

Please reply. I'm prepping the drones.
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Fuck you UT Bellevue is a nice town. Really good billiards club in the square. Good cupcake shop too even though I don't eat cupcakes.
 
Utnayan

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Fuck you UT Bellevue is a nice town. Really good billiards club in the square. Good cupcake shop too even though I don't eat cupcakes.
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How the hell do you know if they have good cupcakes if you don't eat the cupcakes!
 
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HE JUST FUCKING UNDERSTANDS WHICH CUPCAKES ARE GOOD ALRIGHT FFS

How do you know TESO is bad if you won't play it?


just kidding we all know you do
 
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eXarc the Internet Panther_sl said:
HE JUST FUCKING UNDERSTANDS WHICH CUPCAKES ARE GOOD ALRIGHT FFS

How do you know TESO is bad if you won't play it?


just kidding we all know you do
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How the hell can you know a cup cake is good by word of mouth? If one can, it's a good thing we all didn't listen to Rescorla - we would be sucking sages dick while five boxing this piece of shit.

My point? Those cupcakes could taste like your moms ass and aside from you no one would know so they would have to experience that themself to form an opinion.

My second point? Vitality send me a cupcake. I'll check it out myself.
 
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Utnayan, you have swayed me in your argument and have also decided that Vitality should send me a cupcake for beta testing.
 
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Utnayan_sl said:
Those cupcakes could taste like your moms ass and aside from you no one would know so they would have to experience that themself to form an opinion.
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Wait, did you just say people should experience his mom's ass first before forming an opinion? I guess you have a point, I mean I did play TESO for like 20 minutes before deciding it tasted like mom-ass.
 
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