The Falcon and the Winter Soldier

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lol i just watched that scene

run a shrimping company into the ground, then act like its whitey's fault for not giving you more money to lose

I read in episode 2 that Sam and his sister go on Shark Tank and only Daymond will give them a deal.
 
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Loser Araysar

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I read in episode 2 that Sam and his sister go on Shark Tank and only Daymond will give them a deal.

"On the next episode of The Deadliest Catch.... Shaquondah Jenkins goes to the bank to get a loan after not having caught anything this season"
 
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Chukzombi

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I read in episode 2 that Sam and his sister go on Shark Tank and only Daymond will give them a deal.
heh, if Oprah is giving Harry's bedwench 8 million dollars to dish the dirt on those racist royals. imagine what she would give for a primetime interview about the epic fight in wakanda and the battle for earth. and yeah as someone said, he could just call up Pepper and ask for a solid and he would have a shrimpin boat corporation overnight.
 
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just how bad is falcon's credit score?

probably has 3 payday loans going at any given time
 
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that opening sequence in libya would be main action scene in any $200M blockbuster

its crazy how much theyre spending on these shows
The opening scene was better than the entirety of Monster Hunter.
 
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Xevy

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Steve's totally on that space base for Secret Invasion. That'd be pretty sick to have the guidance of Ol' Cap like fucking Batman Beyond with Bruce always in the battle room. Marvel said Chris Evans is done, but I basically don't believe anything they say anymore, so I'd say 50/50 on Chris Evans at least making ONE more appearance. I'm pretty sure a Mandalorian Luke scene with Cap either giving some pep talk to Sam or dusting some super would be a big hit.

Overall good, Bucky is literally fucking Mel Gibson from Lethal Weapon though. Not that there's anything wrong with that, I love that. Sam isn't Murtaugh other than trying to be by-the-books and black. I liked his speech at the shield ceremony, thought it was well written and he delivered it well. Also War Marchine and him only said "brotha" once so kudos to them not switching to full on "switch our dialect because we're all black now" mode which can be super fucking cringe sometimes if it goes beyond like one moment.
 
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interesting episode, i went in expecting a buddy cop action movie and i'm not even sure what I got. A lot of depression/regret mixed with shitty business problems. Was neat as a post Infinity War/EndGame look, but I hope they tighten things up a bit and not wallow in "winter soldier is sad, falcon is seeing institutional racism in America as a black man".

The episode also lacked the usual Marvel humor/charm
 

Chukzombi

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No he's some random govt agent assigned to be the new cap to give hope to the people.
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Cybsled

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just how bad is falcon's credit score?

I mean, 5 years of no credit repayment? His score is probably in the toilet.

Although then again, if billions of people suddenly vanished instantly from the Earth, would anyone give a fuck about credit? Shit would be chaos. That sort of seemed to be the bank dude's point in the end: The old rules don't apply because of all the crap that happened.
 
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Homsar

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The guy playing US agent is Wyatt Russell, aka Kurt Russell and Goldie hawns son
 
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Chukzombi

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Sam is on some kind of income from either Stark or the government. otherwise that means he works for free? pretty sure Stark isnt paying Avengers minimum wage. it doesnt make sense he would need a loan and not be able to produce a paystub. especially since he just returned from a mission.
 
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jooka

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Bucky stuff? freaking awesome

Sam and the shield stuff? just 100% awful writing. complete stupidity.
 
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Xarpolis

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I really want to watch this, but I'm a completionist. I only saw the first 2 episodes of WandaVision, so I need to watch the rest of the season before I can start this.
 
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