The Fast Food Thread

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McCheese

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What were the Burger King ones back in the day? Chicken Tenders?
Yes, I believe their version of the "nugget" was called "chicken tender", and they later joined Wendy's and McDonald's by introducing all white meat chicken "strips."
 

Gravy

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McDonalds Chicken McNuggets are so unbelievably horrible I can't believe they still exist. And then I read at least 3 people here saying they love them.

Someone nuke this damn thread!

I kid, I kid.
 

kudos

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Any time I go to cheesecake factory I always get the same fucking meal no matter what - Stuffed chicken tortilla's. It's a God tier entree.
 

Mures

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I fucking hate mcdonalds, but I love me some mcd's chicken nuggets. I prefer wendy's or chik-fil-a's, but hot, fresh mcd's nuggets and that bbq sauce is some good eating. But yeah, when they aren't fresh they are pretty horrible.
 

Crone

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Oh man, I remember the circle versus the rectangle ones with a little nub off the side. haha! White versus dark? No idea! All great!!

And don't hate, dat breading be delish with BBQ sauce.
 

McCheese

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Oh man, I remember the circle versus the rectangle ones with a little nub off the side. haha! White versus dark? No idea! All great!!

And don't hate, dat breading be delish with BBQ sauce.
"rectangle ones with the little nub off the side"? What the fuck man, it was shaped like a boot.
 

Crone

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"rectangle ones with the little nub off the side"? What the fuck man, it was shaped like a boot.
That was supposed to be a boot?! FML! Pretty sure they got rid of the circle ones, and just have the boots now btw!
 

McCheese

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That was supposed to be a boot?! FML! Pretty sure they got rid of the circle ones, and just have the boots now btw!
I used to bite off the toe of the boot (the "little numb" to use your terminology) before eating the rest of the nugget.
 

Khane

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Any time I go to cheesecake factory I always get the same fucking meal no matter what - Stuffed chicken tortilla's. It's a God tier entree.
Look at this hipster. Hatin' on all you can eat fajitas from an actual Mexican restaurant but bragging about chicken tortillas...

And how the hell can you guys pick that shitty BBQ sauce from McD's to go with your nuggets over the Hot Mustard? Hot Mustard is king.
 

kudos

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Look at this hipster. Hatin' on all you can eat fajitas from an actual Mexican restaurant but bragging about chicken tortillas...

And how the hell can you guys pick that shitty BBQ sauce from McD's to go with your nuggets over the Hot Mustard? Hot Mustard is king.
The all you can eat fajita's were most definitely NOT from an actual mexican restaurant. It's some random place in the club district of my city where 99% of the people who eat down there at night are drunk anyways. The chicken tortillas from Cheesecake Factory are fucking amazing. I dare you to eat them and then tell me they aren't. Those corn cakes on the side though... hnnnnnggg
 

Crone

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And how the hell can you guys pick that shitty BBQ sauce from McD's to go with your nuggets over the Hot Mustard? Hot Mustard is king.
Since they discontinued Hot Mustard.
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Mures

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Also, not a mustard man myself here, don't like mayo either for that matter, fuck I barely tolerate ketchup.
 

Grimmlokk

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This thread has taken a delightful turn, it's been derailed in to actual fast food talk.

I eat McDonalds nuggets weird too sometimes. Peel the breading, but not to eat later just eat it off them first. The stuff is barelu attached to the actual chicken most if the time, there's a gap between the breading and the chicken.

The other way to take advantage of the gap is as a sauce scoop. Yum.
 

McCheese

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The derails are what keep this thread so active! Stop eating McNuggets. Goddamn, son.
For real, how the fuck can so many people here seriously enjoy eating those disgusting McNuggets? I have fully acknowledge several times in this thread that I have shitty, horrible taste in food and I accept the fact that I generally prefer processed garbage to real food in almost every situation. So you're eating "food" that even I won't touch. Let that sink in.
 

kudos

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McDonald's has the best nuggets of any other fast food place. Chick-fil-a nuggets are fucking garbage because the breading falls off and they are soggy. Wendy's are basically the same as the ones you ate when you were 5 from the freezer section of the supermarket. Burger King is the same as Wendy's.
 

McCheese

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basically the same as the ones you ate when you were 5 from the freezer section of the supermarket.
You just described McNuggets. If McNuggets were shaped like dinosaurs you wouldn't be able to tell them apart from shitty supermarket ones.
 

kudos

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You just described McNuggets. If McNuggets were shaped like dinosaurs you wouldn't be able to tell them apart from shitty supermarket ones.
This is such bullshit on so many levels I am beginning to really lose any last ounce of faith I even had in your opinion on food.

Mcnuggets have batter whereas shitty supermarket/bugerking/wendy's have breading.