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McCheese

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I think I'm just in a weird vortex of good pizza workers. I think I mentioned in this thread before how my Papa John's delivery girl is really cute, too. I don't question it! I just make sure to put on a shirt to cover up the Doritos crumbs stuck in my chest hair when she knocks on the door.
 
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McCheese

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Speaking of the hot Papa John's delivery girl, I tried their newest dessert recently, too:

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I actually think I like this better than the Dominos ones. This is called a pull apart, but I ended up just eating it with a fork because it was so messy. Really delicious though, and it had a nice amount of icing on it. Again, that might be a result of my awesome pizza workers. Just a heads up, this thing has 1900 calories in it. I ate this, two large pizzas, and an order of Papa John's garlic knots and pretty much ruined in a single day all my weight loss work for the past few months.

Totally worth it, though.
 
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chaos

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McCheese said:
Speaking of the hot Papa John's delivery girl, I tried their newest dessert recently, too:

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I actually think I like this better than the Dominos ones. This is called a pull apart, but I ended up just eating it with a fork because it was so messy. Really delicious though, and it had a nice amount of icing on it. Again, that might be a result of my awesome pizza workers. Just a heads up, this thing has 1900 calories in it. I ate this, two large pizzas, and an order of Papa John's garlic knots and pretty much ruined in a single day all my weight loss work for the past few months.

Totally worth it, though.
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My wife orders this from Papa Johns, and it is amazing. I could eat the entire thing. They also have a cookie pizza thing, which is definitely not for closers and is an inferior pizza delivery chain dessert dish.
 
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Vaclav

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chaos said:
My wife orders this from Papa Johns, and it is amazing. I could eat the entire thing. They also have a cookie pizza thing, which is definitely not for closers and is an inferior pizza delivery chain dessert dish.
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Frankly, any of the pizza chain fake-Cinnabon stuff has all been top notch in my experience. All heavenly. Cinnamon + Cream Cheese frosting can do no wrong, ever.
 
Jysin

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McCheese said:
Speaking of the hot Papa John's delivery girl, I tried their newest dessert recently, too:

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I actually think I like this better than the Dominos ones. This is called a pull apart, but I ended up just eating it with a fork because it was so messy. Really delicious though, and it had a nice amount of icing on it. Again, that might be a result of my awesome pizza workers. Just a heads up, this thing has 1900 calories in it. I ate this, two large pizzas, and an order of Papa John's garlic knots and pretty much ruined in a single day all my weight loss work for the past few months.

Totally worth it, though.
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Fuck me, 1900 calories just for that dessert? I can't fathom how many calories were in that entire meal. I assume you ate that over the course of a day, not in one sitting?
 
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Chysamere

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Fuck me, 1900 calories just for that dessert? I can't fathom how many calories were in that entire meal. I assume you ate that over the course of a day, not in one sitting?
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That was just his dinner.
 
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chaos

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Jysin said:
Fuck me, 1900 calories just for that dessert? I can't fathom how many calories were in that entire meal. I assume you ate that over the course of a day, not in one sitting?
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I don't know why you're deluding yourself, you know the truth.
 
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Jysin

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I am bored and dicking around with the PJ nutritional calculator.

So, that is 2560c for a large pepperoni original crust (no idea what he had). Plus 880c for the garlic knots. Then 1960 for his dessert.

2560 x2 - 2 large pizzas
880 - garlic knots
1960 - dessert

That's a grand total of 7,960 calories.

It is typical for 1 lb of fat to equal roughly 3500 calories.

Good news is McCheese McCheese , you likely only ate 2 pounds worth of weight gain. The sodium content is through the roof, so you're likely retaining a ton of water. Give it a few days and a few good shits. Heart health aside, that meal didn't do too much damage to your weight loss plan in the long run.
 
McCheese

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One of the pizzas was thin crust, so at least I chose a healthy alternative.
 
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Fight

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McGod... I have the metabolism and physique of Michael Phelps. So, I understand eating those 7,960 calories and not be phased in the slightest... but what I do not understand is the appetite?

Where do you get the ravenous hunger to be able to devour the mountains of food?
 
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McCheese

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Yeah, people who have never experienced that kind of insatiable appetite can't really understand it. It's a curse, and an internal battle that I always have to fight.

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Conefed

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McCheese said:
Speaking of the hot Papa John's delivery girl, I tried their newest dessert recently, too:

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I actually think I like this better than the Dominos ones. This is called a pull apart, but I ended up just eating it with a fork because it was so messy. Really delicious though, and it had a nice amount of icing on it. Again, that might be a result of my awesome pizza workers. Just a heads up, this thing has 1900 calories in it. I ate this, two large pizzas, and an order of Papa John's garlic knots and pretty much ruined in a single day all my weight loss work for the past few months.

Totally worth it, though.
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How compare to CiCi's?
 
Chysamere

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Speaking of curry, McDonalds is doing it's LocoMoco burgers here again but this time they have a summer curry version. I'm down

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Melvin

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I tried the bacon queso burger and it was pretty good even though they forgot to put the bacon and onion on it. Def worth getting again.
 
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Alex

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They forgot to put bacon on a bacon burger? I would almost forgive you if you went full Hekotat.
 
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Melvin

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The liquid cheese and salsa mix is good stuff. The lack of bacon flavor didn't really bother me, but the burger did seem to lack texture. I put fries on it and couldn't be upset about it at all.
 
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