The Fast Food Thread

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Tenks

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Yeah they're legit but I still prefer McD's bacon/egg/cheese biscuit over anything I've had to Chik-fil-a.

One day I was tailgating before a Bengals game at PBS and was drunk off my ass and they had the Chik-fil-a cow walking the parking lot. I ate like 8 of those fucking spicy chicken biscuits they were giving out.
 

lurkingdirk

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Man, for the last 20 years or so, any time I get fried chicken at a restaurant, doesn't matter good, bad, or total shite restaurant, I feel like crap about 20 minutes after I eat it. It's a shame, as a kid I absolutely loved KFC and similar. Thought that shit was the bomb. Now, it makes me bomb my toilet.

Unless I make it myself. Seriously. I have no idea why this is. It sucks the balls of a generously endowed donkey.

My kids love Popeye chicken. The little pieces, like mcNuggets, but better, I guess.
 

Gravy

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My wife and I went out of our way to make sure my Dad had a chance to eat at Gus's in Memphis. They were super busy like they always are, and we had to wait for them to finish a 100-piece carry out plus all the regular diners before us. When we got done, my Dad said, "I think I like Popeye's better." I really wanted to kick him in the shin.
 

Falstaff

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All fish items suck at culvers. Burgers are good. Cheese curds are nothing like the real thing but better than the fries.

Chicken strips are pretty good.
 

Gnomedolf

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I'll have to give Culver's a try. Went to Five Guys tonight. They have raised their prices a little bit. My usual is normally $13.01, but now it's $13.40. THANKS OBAMA
 

Joeboo

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Culvers makes everything fresh when you order it, even in the drive-thru, so it takes a little while to get your food, they're a little slow. The only shitty part of this is if you order food + ice cream, they make your ice cream ASAP, and give it to you while you sit in your car and have to wait for your burger and fries. Shit melts before you even get your food, since it takes a while.

Anymore, I either go inside to eat, and wait until after im done eating to order ice cream, or i only get ice cream or food, but not both in the drive-thru.

They need a better system than that.
 

Tenks

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Culver's is good but the only time I've ever been it was the greasiest burger I'd ever eaten. It was somewhat like Steak and Shake but somehow greasier. Not sure if they throw lard ontop of the burger or what.
 

BrutulTM

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Some steak houses put butter on steaks. It is delicious of course.
 

kudos

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I'm sitting here eating some hot dogs I just grilled with mustard and onion. I have some Lay's chips on the side and sipping on a nice Yuengling lager and I'm thinking to myself... This may just be the most America meal ever.