The Fast Food Thread

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Khane

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I think they just didn't want the good people of California to be under the impression that the governator was actually a bread man.
 

Khane

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Treated myself to TBell breakfast this morning. Been a while since I had it and forgot how good it was.

Sausage Grande Scrambler + Potato Breakfast Burrito. Money.
 

Noodleface

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I haven't had fast food in like 3 months besides once when my wife wanted sonic. I will feast tonight. On what, I don't know yet
 
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pharmakos

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Treated myself to TBell breakfast this morning. Been a while since I had it and forgot how good it was.

Sausage Grande Scrambler + Potato Breakfast Burrito. Money.

I also had TBell breakfast this morning. Noticed they started selling a Naked Egg taco... Surprised I hadn't heard about it yet.

It uses a fried egg for the shell. How absurd.

I stuck with my usual bacon crunchwrap.
 

Hekotat

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My sister just sent me the nectar of the gods from Hawaii. I love these fucking sodas and wish they sold them in the mainland, I'd also like to see some soda products with lower amounts of sugar like these.
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Gonna have to get Xarpolis Xarpolis to start smuggling them to Texas.
 

Xarpolis

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I'll have to start looking for those out here. Hmm, I wonder if Costco has them.

EDIT: Looks like Walmart carries it. I'll check out the pricing tomorrow.
 
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Palum

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I also had TBell breakfast this morning. Noticed they started selling a Naked Egg taco... Surprised I hadn't heard about it yet.

It uses a fried egg for the shell. How absurd.

I stuck with my usual bacon crunchwrap.

I tried the naked egg thing last weekend. Not good. The egg shell was overcooked to maintain structure all it was at the super rubbery stage.
 
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Chysamere

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I swear this Dominos is never going to learn.

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Been using these coupons for so long, they expire tomorrow. This is the lowest I've tried to push them to and they still didn't take the coupons.

Tomorrow I'm just gonna walk out of there with free stuff.
 

BrutulTM

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I tried the naked egg thing last weekend. Not good. The egg shell was overcooked to maintain structure all it was at the super rubbery stage.

I kind of thought that would have to be the case. Cool gimmick but probably not something people actually want to eat after they try it once.
 

McCheese

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My pants are getting noticeably tighter due to the McDonald's app. BOGO breakfast sandwiches every day is literally killing me. No regrets though. Gotta feed that McGriddle and Biscuit addiction.

PSA: McD's app gives you free medium fries with any purchase on Fridays. Take full advantage today! If you buy a medium fries you can get ANOTHER medium fries for free. That's TWO medium fries!!
 
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Soygen

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My pants are getting noticeably tighter due to the McDonald's app. BOGO breakfast sandwiches every day is literally killing me. No regrets though. Gotta feed that McGriddle and Biscuit addiction.

PSA: McD's app gives you free medium fries with any purchase on Fridays. Take full advantage today! If you buy a medium fries you can get ANOTHER medium fries for free. That's TWO medium fries!!
Dude....BOGO McD and Olive Garden Jaba the Hutt card?! Don't die on us this year.
 
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Regime

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Decided to get a steak burrito at Chipotle.

Barring explosive diarrhea and a trip to the emergency room, 8/10.

Got the queso again and I can't give it more than a 3/10. It literally tastes like the brown bag it came in.

Ghost pepper helped it out significantly.

Now the MTN DEW black label I had to wash it down was good. ( no regular or Baja blast)

7/10.
 
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Hekotat

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I want to try this Moe's place you guys were talking about, I don't think I've ever seen one. That diablo queso sounds fantastic.
 

Kiroy

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For fancy lad supertaster bread I highly recommend Alvarado if you have it in your area. Crazy high protein per slice (comparatively) and great taste/texture for the fancy lad category. Wife and I always keep a few in the freezer for toast.

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Xevy

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Weird question:

Any supertasters or people with weird tastes think like "authentic" corn tortilla style tacos taste like fucking new rubber? Like everytime I've had them it literally tasted like the inside of a Firestone store smells. I don't know if it's the tortilla or the cilantro or what, but it's weird as hell. The onions and meat a great, but I THINK the shell is giving off some super weird taste to me. My fingers reeked like a new bouncy ball for like 2 hours after eating some.
 
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Chysamere

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Was able to do this 6 times before they finally took the coupons. Not the first time and not the last time I've found and exploited a glitch in their procedures. Japanese adherence to rules fucks them hard sometimes.

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Noodleface

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Weird question:

Any supertasters or people with weird tastes think like "authentic" corn tortilla style tacos taste like fucking new rubber? Like everytime I've had them it literally tasted like the inside of a Firestone store smells. I don't know if it's the tortilla or the cilantro or what, but it's weird as hell. The onions and meat a great, but I THINK the shell is giving off some super weird taste to me. My fingers reeked like a new bouncy ball for like 2 hours after eating some.
I can't stand them. Also cilantro tastes like bars of ivory soap to me
 
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Crone

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Weird question:

Any supertasters or people with weird tastes think like "authentic" corn tortilla style tacos taste like fucking new rubber? Like everytime I've had them it literally tasted like the inside of a Firestone store smells. I don't know if it's the tortilla or the cilantro or what, but it's weird as hell. The onions and meat a great, but I THINK the shell is giving off some super weird taste to me. My fingers reeked like a new bouncy ball for like 2 hours after eating some.
Only time corn tortillas are equal to flour is when you fry them. They get much more pliable, and don't break so easily and I think they actually taste good.