My wife is out of town for the weekend, so I gave in to temptation and celebrated Shrimpfest at Red Lobster. All you can eat shrimp food porn commercials wrecked my brain and I have been obsessed all week. As always, the biscuits are the star of the show and I ate 7. The Caesar salad was well prepared and tasty. The shrimp scampi was on point, as ever. The Nashville Hot Shrimp was surprising delicious; fried crisp with a dusting of a dry, hot rub, drizzled with honey. The shrimp pasta was its normal greasy, messy self. The Cape Cod Potato shrimp was would have been the best had the Nashville Hot Shrimp not stood out as the clear winner. I ate at least 50 shrimp. Ordinarily, I will eat at Red Lobster once every year or so (however long it takes me to forget how mediocre the food is combined with their commercials making the food look so appealing). This was probably the best meal I have ever had at Red Lobster and would recommend it to all bros.
Oddly enough, I was not the only single male customer in the restaurant pigging out on shrimp. However, I was the only lone Caucasian male pigging out on shrimp.