The Fast Food Thread

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Oldbased

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Holy cow I knew Papa Johns took a hit but I got 2 pizzas, breadsticks, brownie, 16 wings for $11 because points are half cost and previous order was x2 points and 25off code.
Bread/desserts are 5 points and pizzas 8 atm. That is insane. They are giving food away.
 
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Fight

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I can eat dumpster Fast Food all day long, every day and not be worse for the wear... but if I eat Papa John's I will have an excruciating gut bomb and explosive diarrhea 3 hours after without fail.

Papa John can cram Peyton Manning's helmet up his ass.
 
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I find that the garlic sauce is what gives me the explosive diarrhea from Papa John's. In theory I could just not eat it, but in that case, why order Papa John's?
 
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Oldbased

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Never had a problem with Papa Johns but McDonalds will give me 12 hour gut bombs/pains. Arbys does sometimes and of course a 1 time rectal rocket from Taco Bell.
I do not use the garlic sauce though.
 
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In N Out won't blow your mind with flavor or anything but for like $5.50 for a double double with fries and a drink you can't beat it
 
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McCheese

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I finally got around to trying BurgerFi...it's another one of those fast casual gourmet burger chains in the style of 5 Guys, Habit Burger, BGR, Fat Burger, etc.

I have to say, this was quite possibly the best burger I have had in recent memory. I got the "Breakfast All Day" burger, which has:

Natural Angus Burger, American Cheese, Bacon, Maple Syrup, Fried Egg, Hash Brown, Grilled Onions, Ketchup

I also got a side of onion rings, which were fantastic. My date got fries (which I tried and were alright, but nothing special) and a quinoa veggie burger (lol) which she maintained tasted great.

Only downside to the place was the cost. For two burgers, a regular order of onion rings, a regular order of fries, and one soft drink, it was just over $27.
 
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Hekotat

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I found those Hatch Green Chile Duke's sausages, they're legit.
 
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Alex

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I'm road tripping down south this weekend which means I'm obligated to stop by In-N-Out in Salinas. This is my life. I plan my fast food stops.
 
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Alex

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I don't know. People don't use PCH for long distance travel unless they have a lot of time. I know it was washed out around Big Sur earlier this year but I'm sure it's been fixed by now. But I honestly don't hear about it unless it's really bad. PCH washes out in little areas here and there somewhat regularly. It's a two lane road built alongside cliffs that are prone to landslides. It's a beautiful drive, but it's not the most practical highway.
 
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McCheese said:
I finally got around to trying BurgerFi...it's another one of those fast casual gourmet burger chains in the style of 5 Guys, Habit Burger, BGR, Fat Burger, etc.

I have to say, this was quite possibly the best burger I have had in recent memory. I got the "Breakfast All Day" burger, which has:

Natural Angus Burger, American Cheese, Bacon, Maple Syrup, Fried Egg, Hash Brown, Grilled Onions, Ketchup

I also got a side of onion rings, which were fantastic. My date got fries (which I tried and were alright, but nothing special) and a quinoa veggie burger (lol) which she maintained tasted great.

Only downside to the place was the cost. For two burgers, a regular order of onion rings, a regular order of fries, and one soft drink, it was just over $27.
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Did you smash though?
 
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chaos

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McCheese said:
I finally got around to trying BurgerFi...it's another one of those fast casual gourmet burger chains in the style of 5 Guys, Habit Burger, BGR, Fat Burger, etc.

I have to say, this was quite possibly the best burger I have had in recent memory. I got the "Breakfast All Day" burger, which has:

Natural Angus Burger, American Cheese, Bacon, Maple Syrup, Fried Egg, Hash Brown, Grilled Onions, Ketchup

I also got a side of onion rings, which were fantastic. My date got fries (which I tried and were alright, but nothing special) and a quinoa veggie burger (lol) which she maintained tasted great.

Only downside to the place was the cost. For two burgers, a regular order of onion rings, a regular order of fries, and one soft drink, it was just over $27.
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I went there a couple of weeks ago. Can confirm, that's a damn good burger. I got the standard, bacon cheeseburger. Got some chili cheese fries which were BALLER AS FUCK and shared those with the table. I'm definitely down for more.
 
McCheese

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chaos said:
I went there a couple of weeks ago. Can confirm, that's a damn good burger. I got the standard, bacon cheeseburger. Got some chili cheese fries which were BALLER AS FUCK and shared those with the table. I'm definitely down for more.
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I'll have to try the chili cheese fries next time. Their plain fries were pretty bland, so maybe they're designed to be eaten with cheese and chili on top.
 
McCheese

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I figured that was obvious when I said she ordered a quinoa veggie burger. She wouldn't have the stamina.
 
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Brikker

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Alex said:
I'm road tripping down south this weekend which means I'm obligated to stop by In-N-Out in Salinas. This is my life. I plan my fast food stops.
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Just moved back to the Bay Area after 6 years gone in the military. In-N-Out is not as good as I remember. Soggy, not very fresh tasting, etc. Maybe the location sucked, I think it was the one on 101 in Novato area. I'd take a Chik-fil-A spicy chicken deluxe over in-n-out any day, though.

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is hw1 still destroyed?
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I had friends tell me recently that part of it had been blocked for over a year due to landslide but was recently reopened.
 
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chaos

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McCheese said:
I'll have to try the chili cheese fries next time. Their plain fries were pretty bland, so maybe they're designed to be eaten with cheese and chili on top.
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They're really good. A good, meaty chili with no beans and decent spice, but not hot. Actual nacho cheese instead of shredded or melted cheese or whatever. And a really big portion. I definitely could have taken them down solo, but it was big enough to share as well.
 
Alex

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Brikker said:
Just moved back to the Bay Area after 6 years gone in the military. In-N-Out is not as good as I remember. Soggy, not very fresh tasting, etc. Maybe the location sucked, I think it was the one on 101 in Novato area. I'd take a Chik-fil-A spicy chicken deluxe over in-n-out any day, though.
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Soggy? Are you talking about the fries? Because that's one adjective I would never use to describe their burgers. They're one of the only fast food chains to actually grill/toast the buns and it makes a world of difference.

In-N-Out fries are not very good. Easily the biggest knock against them.
 
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