The Fast Food Thread
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Juvarisx
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Probably Old hat around here but these randomly appeared at the gas station near my house where I get breakfast tacos. One great thing about the Austin/San Antonio area? You can get breakfast tacos made fresh in just about any conceivable location. But that is a conversation for another day (all 3 gas stations near my house have a tacos frescas kitchen with old mexican grannies making tacos. Its wonderful).
But back to the chips. I'd never had these before but they are quite tasty. Fuckin' Canucks.
The ones you get in Canada are 3x better, the Americanized ones are way sweeter and much less of a vinegar taste
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Melvin
Blackwing Lair Raider
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I'm not saying you're not a sick, twisted, perverted fucking degenerate, but if you are any of those things it's probably not really because of your Doritos preference. My evidence is as follows:
LMGTFY
Nearly all of the Dorito bathers prefer the cheese varieties, and the clear implication is that cool ranch is simply too bland and boring to be included in sexy bath-time activities.
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Lanx
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Noodleface
A Mod Real Quick
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Mrs. Gravy
Quite Saucy
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If it were with the hot chick in that tub I would say it was OK before, during and after.
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McCheese
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Good recommendation. I picked up a bag of these for dinner last night. Surprisingly, I thought they were pretty decent. To me, they tasted kind of like a blend of traditional nacho cheese and spicy sweet chili. I thought they had a good cheese flavor with a hint of sweet spice.
I'd put them tied 3rd in all-time Doritos flavors:
Nacho Cheese >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Spicy Nacho >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sweet spicy chili / poppin' jalapeno >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> all other flavors >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> my own day-after-taco-bell shit >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cool ranch
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Khane
Got something right about marriage
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Didn't include Jumpin' Jack Cheese Doritos as top tier. Opinion invalid.
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pharmakos
soʞɐɯɹɐɥd
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Just found out my favorite curry place is going out of business at the end of the year 
Now where will I go a few times a month to eat lava with some shrimp in it?
/feelsbadman
Now where will I go a few times a month to eat lava with some shrimp in it?/feelsbadman
Vaclav
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TJT
Mr. Poopybutthole
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If any of you are in Tampa sometime go here: Taco Bus - Authentic Mexican Taste. While the Bus is the more well known one I personally prefer the off shoot from one of their previous employees here. https://www.tacosonmexicangrill.com
Their ceviche is good.
Their ceviche is good.
Needless
Toe Sucker
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McCheese
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I've never had ketchup chips, but my boss is Canadian and we were chatting at lunch today. The topic of chips came up, and I told her my internet friends said ketchup chips are good. She excitedly exclaimed that they're awesome and that my internet friends are right.