The Fast Food Thread

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jooka

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pharmakos said:
Midwest/Michigan represent!

Vernors is also perfect for hangovers or stomach bugs.
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Got hooked on Vernors back when I was a kid living in Michigan. Few years ago they started carrying it here in Oregon, was happy to see it
 
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Vaclav

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I think Vernor's is technically labeled as Ginger Soda isn't it? But yea, it's good stuff.
 
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Had a leftover quesarito from lunch in the fridge that I was going to warm up. Wasn't sure about the foily wrap, so I unwrapped it and put it on a plate. And then I microwaved it too long and it was too hot to pick up.

I'm now eating Taco Bell off of a plate with a knife and fork. I have become the Demolition Man...and soon I will need those three seashells.
 
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McShrimp said:
Had a leftover quesarito from lunch in the fridge that I was going to warm up. Wasn't sure about the foily wrap, so I unwrapped it and put it on a plate. And then I microwaved it too long and it was too hot to pick up.

I'm now eating Taco Bell off of a plate with a knife and fork. I have become the Demolition Man...and soon I will need those three seashells.
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when you reheat Taco Bell burritos, set your microwave's power setting to somewhere in the low-to-medium range. it will take longer to heat up, but you'll save time by not having to wait for it to cool down from scalding hot.

just going at it full blast, i'm sure that despite some portions being tongue burning hot, other sections were still pretty cold. the lower power setting gets it heated up much more evenly.

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Chanur

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Time to buy an inverter microwave and leave those problems in the past.
 
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pharmakos

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Chanur said:
Time to buy an inverter microwave and leave those problems in the past.
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people cheap enough to eat a reheated Taco Bell burrito probably aren't too willing to shell out the cash for a new microwave =p
 
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B-Biscuit

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Harshaw said:
I mean Sprite, 7up, and Sierra Mist are all interchangeable to me. Mtn Dew Ice wasn't any better or worse than the others, but it has caffeine. I think that will be the main reason people may switch over to it.
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I typically pick up ruby red squirt. It's not syrupy like dark pop but it's like the only 7up product with caffeine in it.
 
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Lol the fact that M McShrimp had leftovers from a fast food place means there is no possible relation or connection to me.

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jooka

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:sadface: Ive never had a pizza roll. I typically stay out of frozen land in markets.

I will remedy this sometime this week.
 
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jooka said:
:sadface: Ive never had a pizza roll. I typically stay out of frozen land in markets.

I will remedy this sometime this week.
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I just can't comprehend this. Like you're from a 5th world country or you're so rich you put caviar on everything?

I mean while I don't agree with not liking pizza rolls I can understand it. At least someone who doesn't like them has tried them. Are you like trying to prove something by denying life's pleasures? If it wasn't a complete waste of pizza rolls I'd be pelting you with them as I drive by.
 
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