The Fast Food Thread

lurkingdirk · Feb 6, 2018

Spam is disgusting. I have friends that make this spam spread and put it on Hawaiian rolls. It looks exactly like wet cat food, and has (what I imagine to be) exactly the same consistency. It also tastes like crap. Imagine wet, uncooked hamburger in your mouth, and that's what the consistency is like. Perhaps it would be good when fried. At least the texture would be good, but I don't think I will ever like the flavour.

Needless · Feb 6, 2018

The only time i've tried and enjoyed spam was fried into a cheeseless macaroni, it's definitely an asian thing

lurkingdirk · Feb 6, 2018

Cheeseless macaroni?

I don't even want to know.

BrutulTM · Feb 6, 2018

Fried spam is delicious. Anyone who says otherwise made up their mind before they tried it.

Hekotat · Feb 6, 2018

Regime said:
Eating some Steakhouse Funyuns with a Amp grape organic energy.

I’m in paradise.

I still can't find these anywhere.

Soygen · Feb 6, 2018

lurkingdirk said:
Cheeseless macaroni?

I don't even want to know.

Around here we just call that pasta.

Harshaw · Feb 6, 2018

Ate Spam all my life. Sliced and pan fried stuff is great for breakfast or even in sandwiches. Spam fried rice is good stuff as well.

lurkingdirk · Feb 6, 2018

BrutulTM said:
Fried spam is delicious. Anyone who says otherwise made up their mind before they tried it.

Not I have to try it. Freakin' thanks, man.

Vanessa · Feb 6, 2018

B-Biscuit said:
Okay so... Spam.

Never had it.

What do you all think of it?

So I'm approaching 40 this summer and I, too, never had the stuff! I had to buy some to try it after watching Hiroyuki Terada make some Teriyaki Spam Musubi on JewTube. I think it's good but it made a mess to fry up (I'm not a good cook to begin with) and it's apparently awful for your health. It tastes like really salty ham with the consistency of sausage imo.

B-Biscuit · Feb 7, 2018

Harshaw said:
Ate Spam all my life. Sliced and pan fried stuff is great for breakfast or even in sandwiches. Spam fried rice is good stuff as well.

It's because of you I go to Arby's again. If you say fry it and try it I'll do it. Grew up with fried bologna personally

Regime · Feb 7, 2018

Got these at Costco. It's 3 am and you don't wanna let the big raid down. Why leave for food when you got these?

sukik · Feb 7, 2018

I don't do snack foods often, but when I do it's been these. I'm still surprised they're a store brand chip. The chip is light and crisp, the flavor has a little cheesy spice and the powder isn't super caked on.

56038bd2-080d-45d7-aa81-80bad2710f4d_1.45456af3cbca0b8c572e42c2ea467145.jpeg

Soygen · Feb 7, 2018

But I gotta' go inside a WalMart. I don't know where you live, but in south Florida, going inside a WalMart is bad for your health.

sukik · Feb 7, 2018

I've been in Walmart's like that. I think the Wamart's near me are used as showcase stores because they're always very clean and in good condition. But there is one that's 20 minutes away that looks like it belongs in a ghetto.

Chanur · Feb 7, 2018

B-Biscuit said:
Okay so... Spam.

Never had it.

What do you all think of it?

I have not had it in a long time but i always liked it.

Needless · Feb 7, 2018

Soygen said:
Around here we just call that pasta.

Lol i asked my ex and she said it's more or less this, she just used macaroni instead: Spam on the Go Recipe

so yep.. it's just spam pasta.

Harshaw · Feb 7, 2018

sukik said:
I don't do snack foods often, but when I do it's been these. I'm still surprised they're a store brand chip. The chip is light and crisp, the flavor has a little cheesy spice and the powder isn't super caked on.

I've had those as well and liked them. The GV brand actually isn't terrible when it comes to their chips.

Soygen said:
But I gotta' go inside a WalMart. I don't know where you live, but in south Florida, going inside a WalMart is bad for your health.

I live in a college town and our WalMart is clean and always busy. The WalMarts in towns that get closer to Chicago are nasty as the clientele becomes "shitholier".

Harshaw · Feb 7, 2018

Vanessa said:
So I'm approaching 40 this summer and I, too, never had the stuff! I had to buy some to try it after watching Hiroyuki Terada make some Teriyaki Spam Musubi on JewTube. I think it's good but it made a mess to fry up (I'm not a good cook to begin with) and it's apparently awful for your health. It tastes like really salty ham with the consistency of sausage imo.

Spam Musubi is awesome. Spam is really only unhealthy cuz of the salt content really. Even then it's not as bad as say hot dogs or pepperoni.

BoozeCube · Feb 7, 2018

sukik said:
I've been in Walmart's like that. I think the Wamart's near me are used as showcase stores because they're always very clean and in good condition. But there is one that's 20 minutes away that looks like it belongs in a ghetto.

Wal-Marts are hit and miss, but from what I noticed the trashbags go to Wal-Mart and Target is slightly nicer when it comes to clientele.

Kiroy · Feb 7, 2018

B-Biscuit said:
Okay so... Spam.

Never had it.

What do you all think of it?

Spam is fucking glorious, slice it into half inch "steaks" and fry it up serve with eggs and pancakes. Make sure to get syrup all over it.

Alternatively. Throw fried quarter inch slices onto a grilled cheese to make a bomb ass melt.

The Fast Food Thread

AssHat Taint

Toe Sucker

AssHat Taint

Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun.

FoH nuclear response team

The Dirty Dozen For the Price of One

Throbbing Member

AssHat Taint

Uncle Tanya

Bronze Knight of the Realm

LOADING, PLEASE WAIT...

Bronze Baronet of the Realm

The Dirty Dozen For the Price of One

Bronze Baronet of the Realm

Shit Posting Professional

Toe Sucker

Throbbing Member

Throbbing Member

The Wokest

Marine Biologist