The Fast Food Thread

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Noodleface

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I remember eating a slim Jim and someone was like "dude gross, that has mechanically separated meat"

Still can't figure out what's necessarily bad about that
 
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Hekotat

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Noodleface said:
I remember eating a slim Jim and someone was like "dude gross, that has mechanically separated meat"

Still can't figure out what's necessarily bad about that
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I love Slim Jim, lol. I honestly don't care how it's made because it tastes delicious and it's a nice low-carb snack.
 
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Noodleface

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I once bought one of those 16 packs and ate the entire thing on my lunch break .Had to go home sick after
 
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Mures

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Borzak said:
Always thought of Spam as the food of last resort. Had it in the hunting camp, boat, or whatever else and when you ran out of everything else you ate Spam since it lasted forever and then some. Maybe it gained a foothold in Hawaii because it was once given out to the military and they got ahold of it there. Maybe.
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Yeah, the canned meats. Spam, potted meat, vienna sausage all remind me of being a kid and going hunting/fishing with my dad. Also, I haven't eaten any of those since I was a kid so that kinda tells you something there about spam.
 
Royal

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You haven't descended into the lowest ring of canned meat hell until you crack open ...

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BrutulTM

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My grandfather loved cow brains. My Dad would get so annoyed with him when we butchered a cow because he would try to shoot it without destroying the brains which sometimes led to it not being killed cleanly. I never tried them, but I almost puked feeding some to the dogs once.
 
Xevy

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Royal said:
Health food they're not.

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*adjusts glasses*

LUCKILY dietary and metabolic cholesterol are two different things! That's why you can eat 8 eggs a day and your heart won't get clogged up like a toilet at pro bowling tournament.
 
Khane

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I'll put Frank's on pretty much anything. Yay.
 
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If I was going to put hot sauce on a taco, I think I'd have to go Cholula or Tapatio.
 
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Koushirou

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I had scrapple all the time growing up as a kid. It's goddamned delicious. Wish I could find the RAPA brand up here in NY, but only one I've found is some weird brand I've never heard of and it doesn't taste the same.
 
Khane

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Koushirou said:
I had scrapple all the time growing up as a kid. It's goddamned delicious. Wish I could find the RAPA brand up here in NY, but only one I've found is some weird brand I've never heard of and it doesn't taste the same.
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