The Fast Food Thread

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pharmakos

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had my second Chick Fil A experience yesterday. spicy chicken sandwich w/ waffle fries, cheese sauce, and dr. pepper.

prettay prettay good
 
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Ritley

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Went to chuckbox today for lunch, but I think they only have one location in Tempe. You all are missing out
 
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Soygen

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I gave up fast food and vending machine food for lent. This thread is making me super sad.
I've been eating super clean for the last 7 or 8 weeks. Finally had a real cheat meal last weekend. I ate half a large pizza and an entire Italian meat stromboli. It was the best meal I ever had.
 
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McCheese

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I've been eating super clean for the last 7 or 8 weeks. Finally had a real cheat meal last weekend. I ate half a large pizza and an entire Italian meat stromboli. It was the best meal I ever had.

I feel you. It's even better than when you go a week with no fapping and let it all build up. That first fap is just heavenly. So I have something to look forward to.
 
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Melvin

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Always ask for your burgers "off the broiler" at BK, it makes them so much better.

It's been almost exactly 20 years since I worked at BK, but we used to call those "fresh off the broiler" and mark the wrappers FOB.
 

Kiroy

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It's been almost exactly 20 years since I worked at BK, but we used to call those "fresh off the broiler" and mark the wrappers FOB.

nowadays they probably call those "asspain burgers" and spit on them
 
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Hekotat

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I thought you were a vegetarian or something so I wanted to include you in.





Their fries are ok and the onion rings are better but yes the Bacon King is fucking solid. I havent tried anything else. You'll Supertaste those quality cals.


I'll head to Chick-Fil-a tomorrow for a Spicy Chicken Bisquit x2 with DP just for Hekotat Hekotat

Why you do dis to me.
 
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Sludig

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I need a scouting report on Arby's new Oreo bite things and their 2 fish sammies, especially the Nashville hot. Trying to eat out less after splurging lately.

Oreo wise was a sale and i bought some fancy ones since i never buy them normally. Peanut butter, haven'th and mint. Peanut butter good but not near as strong if a flavor. No nutter butter for sure. Hazelnut is selling to the Nutella crazy. Fairly good but again a bit of a subtle flavor.
Mint however is amazing and a good stand in for pricier girl scout thin mints. Not the same but still really good.
 
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McCheese

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Before I swore off fast food and junk food for lent, I had these on Valentine's Day:

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Really tasty. Ended up eating the whole box. They have a delightful sweetness to them due to sugar crystals on the outer layer.
 
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Koushirou

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I need a scouting report on Arby's new Oreo bite things and their 2 fish sammies, especially the Nashville hot. Trying to eat out less after splurging lately.

Oreo wise was a sale and i bought some fancy ones since i never buy them normally. Peanut butter, haven'th and mint. Peanut butter good but not near as strong if a flavor. No nutter butter for sure. Hazelnut is selling to the Nutella crazy. Fairly good but again a bit of a subtle flavor.
Mint however is amazing and a good stand in for pricier girl scout thin mints. Not the same but still really good.

Tried the Oreo bites couple weeks ago. Wasn’t really impressed. I was expecting more of a cream filling inside but there barely was one. Outside tasted pretty generic cakey chocolate. They were pretty dry, as well.
 
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Hekotat

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Went to McDonald's for the first time in about a decade today.

Nuggets were great and the BBQ hasn't changed since I was a kid.

I wanted a DQPwC but got distracted by the bacon smokehouse, I regret that decision. It wasn't great.
 
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yimmien

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Been using the McDs app. I hate store apps with a passion but 1$ double quarter pounders with cheese where I can just walk past the line and pick it up is too good a deal.
 
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sukik

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I've never in my entire life had a good fry experience at any burger king in the mid west so I always get the onion rings. Maybe I'll try them again when I get this bacon king you guys are going on about, but I'm not going to expect much from the fries.
 

BoozeCube

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We have this debate way to often.

BK - trash tier fries get the onion rings instead.
McD - crack level fried these are the gold standard
Wendy's- shit tier American Inventors dip these in frosties and eat em.
Arby's - Curly fries are great, Potato cakes also good.
Chik fil a - Waffle fries are solid.
Taco Bell - Nacho fries, go home Taco Bell you are drunk.
 
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Serpens

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We have this debate way to often.

BK - trash tier fries get the onion rings instead.
McD - crack level fried these are the gold standard
Wendy's- shit tier Wakandan Americans dip these in frosties and eat em.
Arby's - Curly fries are great, Potato cakes also good.
Chik fil a - Waffle fries are solid.
Taco Bell - Nacho fries, go home Taco Bell you are drunk.

Seems no one here ever goes to Wienerschnitzel, but they have great fries.