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BrutulTM

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I don't live near a Wienerschnitzel anymore but I do miss the time of year where they would put pastrami on their hot dogs and burgers. I don't know why other fast food places never use any pastrami.

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Kiroy

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I don't live near a Wienerschnitzel anymore but I do miss the time of year where they would put pastrami on their hot dogs and burgers. I don't know why other fast food places never use any pastrami.

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Those fries are the food equivalent of pants on head retarded. Pastrami on fries retarded.
 
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BrutulTM

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Yeah, looks hard to eat, and I swear they used to have a pastrami burger instead of the sandwich. Either way, pastrami is delicious and should be used more.
 

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Wienerschnitzel 5 for 5 is awesome. I don't get anything else. I always get chilli dogs to go so I can go home and put cheese on them
 

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I wish there was one near me. I haven't had a good schnitzel in over a decade.
 

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Wienerschnitzel 5 for 5 is awesome. I don't get anything else. I always get chilli dogs to go so I can go home and put cheese on them

I always hate life afterwards but they have my favorite chili dogs in the area, I wish Texas has more options. Wish we had a Portillos.
 
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Wienerschnitzel nearest to me barely lasted two years... :( The one further away from me is still open, but that's an annoying drive. I, too, wish Texas had more options than Sonic or a curb vendor on 6th street. I responded to an Alamo Drafthouse survey asking for dogs, and like a month later they added a few to the menu. :cool: I wrote a pretty long response explaining why they should add them. "No one else other than Sonic sells em. I would purchase that and nothing else every time I come." Surprisingly, their chili cheese dog is pretty solid. I need to get grilled onions on it one of these times.
 
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Needless

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poutine at BK makes their fries moderately tolerable, but even then it's still pretty shit tier
 

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I got a Bacon king about 2 mionths ago and fucking loved it.

Went back on friday since wife was out of town and went CRAZY on my order.

Bacon King
Large Fry
Small Fry
regular cheeseburger just ketchup.

Wanted to destroy myself.

Bacon king was fucking awful this time. Only ate 2/3 and threw the rest out.
 

McCheese

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I've always been partial to BK fries. They seem to be a pretty divisive fast food item that you either love or hate.

Personally, I've never understood the insane love people give to McD's fries. I'd rather have BK fries, BK onion rings, or the epitome of fast food fries, Arby's curly fries.
 
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Khane

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I agree with McCheese and Noodle regarding BK vs McD fries. I was one of those people that liked the fry recipe change all those years ago at BK.
 
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My body literally cannot digest BK burgers. I eat one and I'm squirtling on the toilet in less than thirty minutes.
 
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Khane

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I found a wriggling flatworm lookin thing in my napkins about 2 years ago at the local Wendy's. And even though that has nothing to do with other locations in other areas I just can't do it. Never again.
 
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My brother told me someone found a rat tail in their McDonald's burger and I've never been able to eat one since. It probably isn't even true, just the mind works in mysterious ways
 

McCheese

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Have you ever tried to say "30,000th" out loud? It's surprisingly hard.
 
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