The Fast Food Thread

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Scienced Wendy's new Maple Chicken Bacon Sandwich - Maple sauce isn't enough. It was too mild; it should have spiked into my synapses. Instead it was like some variant to sweet and sour sauce that occasionally dripped in a manner that forces cleanup. : ended up dousing it in ketchup : fail.

Sidebar: Wendy's nuggets in chocolate frosty intended as joke, ended as eaten. Needs more science.
 
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Conefed said:
Scienced Wendy's new Maple Chicken Bacon Sandwich - Maple sauce isn't enough. It was too mild; it should have spiked into my synapses. Instead it was like some variant to sweet and sour sauce that occasionally dripped in a manner that forces cleanup. : ended up dousing it in ketchup : fail.
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GF recommends the Maple Chicken Bacon but swap for the Spicy chicken patty. It's bangin!
 
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BoozeCube

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I need to give this a go, sounds like they have a hit on their hand if they lose the awful bun and go with the spicy chicken patty. Someone get Dave Thomas on the phone.
 
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Also tried the Maple Bacon Chicken. Got the spicy patty. Was interesting. Not quite as good as I was hoping. The bun was kinda weird, I thought. Think I would have preferred just a normal bun.
 
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A&W makes the only good onion rings I've ever had from fast food. Everywhere else is just garbage. They also serve your drinks in a big frosted mugs if you're dining in. Shit is legit
 
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I'll eat the breaded onion rings, where it has the 'crumb' texture. But it's not in the same league as beer-battered onion rings, IMHO
 
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Got the $6 "Hangry Deal" at DQ the other day. The burger was a big greasy, cheesy, beefy mess, but not in a bad way. It was a little hard to eat, but it tasted fantastic. Will get it again.
 
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DQ is the best of the "big" fast food chains. 1/2LB. flamethrower burger is legit. What amazes me is how good their burgers are considering they're frozen and grilled on a conveyor belt.
 
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brekk said:
DQ is the best of the "big" fast food chains. 1/2LB. flamethrower burger is legit. What amazes me is how good their burgers are considering they're frozen and grilled on a conveyor belt.
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Pisses me off you guys up north get the Flamethrower year round, I haven't seen it down here in 2-3 years.
 
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Onion rings are a million times better when you ask them to be extra crispy.
 
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Chanur

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Best burger at Burger King? I nornally only get the Whopper and would like to branch out if anything is good.
 
Conefed

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brekk said:
GF recommends the Maple Chicken Bacon but swap for the Spicy chicken patty. It's bangin!
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I almost did this. But I wanted to start at default. It was indeed too basic. The heat may be enough offset; science workorder placed.
 
Conefed

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Cheeseburger Pizza at Papa Johns tastes like cheeseburger.
Extra sauce and cooked a little longer is way I get it.
 
Lanx

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Cheeseburger Pizza at Papa Johns tastes like cheeseburger.
Extra sauce and cooked a little longer is way I get it.
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my advice is to always heatup/cook longer pizza at home w/ a pizza stone, the porous stone will cook out any moisture still in the pizza dough, gravy thread for pics on getting a 3$ pizza stone!
 
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