The Fast Food Thread

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Lanx

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Oh hell no, I love that. I have used sauces before, I just dont prefer them
i meant cuz you gotta eat one item at a time, i could see you pick through the bowl just to eat the chicken first, then go "ok now to find every kernel"

oh btw since i can't post in FSR anymore


oh seems gifs are broken now, oh well
 

Harshaw

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Those ketchup and mustard packets are rage inducing. Especially since I know that these exist.

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The only place that gives those out around my area is Culver's.
 

Noodleface

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i meant cuz you gotta eat one item at a time, i could see you pick through the bowl just to eat the chicken first, then go "ok now to find every kernel"

oh btw since i can't post in FSR anymore


oh seems gifs are broken now, oh well
It's weird but if it's something combined like that it's ok
 

Xarpolis

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I'm sad that I'm unable to eat any of this greatness for probably a month (at the worst). I had my gallbladder removed on Tuesday, and it's been difficult. I'm getting heartburn even eating white rice. At least the pain isn't "too" bad. They have me on percs non stop. I can't wait to be back to normal.
 
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Chukzombi

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No that'd be like asking for nuggets but remove the breading. The Nugget is the star of the dish.

Do you put catsup on your well done steaks?
It's not masking the flavor. It's complimenting it. When I was a kid when my parents had steak. They cooked the holy shit out of it and yes, I had to put ketchup on it to get it down my throat. Later as an adult I could make steak the way it should be and ketchup wasn't necessary. Though I still included salt and pepper to enhance the flavor. Same deal with the nugs.
 

Chukzombi

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I love fries in BBQ sauce but the best thing I’ve ever dipped fries in has to be the leftover sauce from Duff’s honey garlic wings after eating a bowl of those.
You should try dipping fries in ranch dressing. You won't bother with ketchup anymore.
 
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Chukzombi

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You can always do it like the Euros and drip your shit in mayonnaise. They do everything wrong.

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ugh, no. Ranch aint mayo and you shouldnt splooge it all over your fries like that bukkake fest. dollar tree sells those little condiment cups. you can even buy a USA made hard plastic one there. just squirt some ranch in it and lightly dip your fries.
 

Fifey

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People who dip their fries in ranch are disgusting and confirmed fatties. BBQ sauce or mustard is the way to go, I once tried dipping fries in Mayo and it was awful.
 
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Hekotat

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People who dip their fries in ranch are disgusting and confirmed fatties. BBQ sauce or mustard is the way to go, I once tried dipping fries in Mayo and it was awful.

Heinz 57 Sauce for any curly fry/seasoned fry is king shit.
 

BrutulTM

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I like to dip my curly fries in a combination of arby's sauce and horsey sauce.
 
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sukik

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I've spent enough time around euro's to understand how mayo and fries can sometimes be good, that that's a disgusting amount of mayo. My go to these days for fries is regular mustard or mustard with a little ketchup mixed in. Regular yellow mustard with fresh salty fries is glorious.

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