The Fast Food Thread

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Alex

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Telling y'all. This is why Twitter is actually good. You bitch about a company on Twitter and they'll take care of your shit ASAP. Everyone can see that.
 
Khane

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But then you have to be on Twitter. I'd rather suffer through a bad fast food experience than suffer through being on Twitter.
 
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Fifey

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Jalapeno is kind of weird. I feel actual jalapenos are the point where I consider the food to be perfectly balanced heat wise while retaining actual good flavor. I appreciate at laest that jalapeno flavoring on chips still tastes good.

Fast food spicyness is basically scaled down to average white guy spicy levels (and maybe black people, but I don't know their tolerance). My brother is a prime example. He got one of those $1 spicy chicken sandwiches from BK. I ate one and didn't detect a hint of heat. He took one bite and panicked and said it was the hottest food he'd ever eaten.
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I used to give my friend a hard time because he would start sweating at Taco Bells Fire level of heat. I think that's their intended "spicy" level.

My new favorite drink is any sparkling water Lime flavor(usually whats on sale) + whiskey, feeling burnt out on PA dumb beer laws.
 
Khane

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PA has such fantastic blue laws. "You can only buy full cases of beer at a distributor. Want a 6 pack? Go to a pizzeria!"

I used to think CT had the most idiotic blue laws until I dated a girl who lived in PA for a bit.
 
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Alex

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Khane said:
But then you have to be on Twitter. I'd rather suffer through a bad fast food experience than suffer through being on Twitter.
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I wouldn't say I'm "on" Twitter. I don't think I even follow anybody. I literally log in just to bitch at companies. Fuck 1-800 numbers and email support. Think of it more as a text messaging service. But sure, if you want to waste your time on those non-preferred customer service channels go ahead. But it's the direction everything is going these days.

Yes, I work in social media so I'm actually seeing this happen in real time as companies are closing call centers and moving to chat-based and social-based customer service models.
 
Alex

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Obviously celebs and people with 150k+ followers get prioritized due to visibility, but the response times are still typically less than 15 min after the initial message. Some companies even have SLAs of two minutes.
 
Crone

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Twitter doesn't always work though. I did it with my Samsung issues a while back, and they didn't do shit other than tell me to keep going through customer service, which wasn't working. I told them this, and they literally ignored me. Never got another response.
 
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Xarpolis

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Wendy's is doing the Cod sandwich again. That shit was excellent last year. And the app has $2 off a premium meal, and the Cod fits that role. And that was today's lunch.
 
Harshaw

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Xarpolis said:
Wendy's is doing the Cod sandwich again. That shit was excellent last year. And the app has $2 off a premium meal, and the Cod fits that role. And that was today's lunch.
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Nothing beats the Filet o Fish. However the Arby's cajun fish is pretty decent too. I know I've had the Wendy's one, but I can't recall if I thought it was good or bad.
 
Xevy

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I love Filet O Fish, but 2 for 5 bucks is almost Chik Fil A bad, price-wise. It's only tolerable when you realize when it's not 2 for 5 it's like 3.79 a sandwich or some insane shit. This ain't cod, it's scrod. But it's whatever, everyone else just can't quite get their fish sandwiches oily/greasy enough to be as good. Some place needs a REALLY good beer battered fish fillet then I'd be happy.
 
BoozeCube

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I feel like the odd man out here, I am not typically picky when it comes to food, but for some reason I can’t bring myself to eat fast food fish sandwiches. Regardless of the source.
 
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Falstaff

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I eat it for the perfect combination of fried and tartar sauce. Once I’m eating a fast food fish sandwich I’m not really concerned about the “fish” for better or worse.
 
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BoozeCube said:
I feel like the odd man out here, I am not typically picky when it comes to food, but for some reason I can’t bring myself to eat fast food fish sandwiches. Regardless of the source.
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I feel the same way. There's something about the combination of bread & fish that immediately turns me off on the idea.
 
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