The Fast Food Thread

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Khane

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I haven't touched Sriracha for anything since I found the magical sauce that is Sambal Oelek
 
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McCheese

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Ranch is easily the best pizza condiment. I was confused why grocery stores had hanging displays of bottles of ranch on the freezer doors where pizza rolls are kept, but then I tried it and understood.
 
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ZyyzYzzy

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McCheese said:
Ranch is easily the best pizza condiment. I was confused why grocery stores had hanging displays of bottles of ranch on the freezer doors where pizza rolls are kept, but then I tried it and understood.
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Local pizza place here has a great spicy caesar. I always get it when I get pizza for crust dipping
 
mkopec

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Speaking of ketchup I never new this but this was a thing people made at home before the big brands came in with their ketchup in a bottle. People had their own recipes and shit and would make the stuff and put it in mason jars. Pretty time consuming ordeal too. I just cant see how a person would want ketchup so fucking bad that he made his own. Like WTF do you do with ketchup other than put it on dogs or hamburgers?
 
McCheese

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Ketchup is delicious on anything potato-based.

Also it's good on meatloaf, especially if you're eating a bland ass meatloaf that depression-era grandmothers cook.
 
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Noodleface

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McCheese said:
Ketchup is delicious on anything potato-based.

Also it's good on meatloaf, especially if you're eating a bland ass meatloaf that depression-era grandmothers cook.
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Ain't that the truth (meatloaf)

I love you Mom. But god... Would salt hurt
 
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Fifey

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Sriracha is just to add more garlic flavor to your pizza.

This is the supreme pizza(and everything else) sauce.

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Kaige

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I've put Sriracha on my omelettes with some cheddar. Zesty.

Sriracha ketchup is good too.
 
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Harshaw

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Alex said:
I don't get sriracha on pizza. Then again I make pizza at home with a tomato sauce buffalo sauce blend.
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I would have used some Frank's Red Hot but we were out. I was just trying to make it have at least some taste.
 
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I'm not sure marketers still give a shit about pissing off the old style of puritans. They're all about avoiding pissing off the current brand of crazies.

Going to have to try some sriracha on a pizza sometime soon.
 
BoozeCube

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I am more pissed because

A. Domino's is dogshit
B. 100% Guarantee it won't be hot.

Willing to take an Avatar bet with anyone who thinks overwise.
 
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BoozeCube said:
I am more pissed because

A. Domino's is dogshit
B. 100% Guarantee it won't be hot.

Willing to take an Avatar bet with anyone who thinks overwise.
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I agree completely on both points, but it's the ad team's job to bullshit, and that's an attention grabbing ad for sure.
 
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