The Fast Food Thread

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McCheese

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The first girl to break Kirun's heart must have worked in an ice cream parlor/pastry shop. That explains his equal hatred for delicious sweets and women.
 

Vitality

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Still can't believe you eat boiled chicken
Good Read on the subject

"And although very short cooking at 212 degrees in boiling water produces relatively little nutrient loss, once boiling goes on for more than a very short period of time (a couple of minutes) the nutrient loss becomes significant. Up to 80% of the folic acid in carrots, for example, can be lost from boiling."

Wrong thread but: Another +1 for the Sous Vide.
 

Kirun

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The first girl to break Kirun's heart must have worked in an ice cream parlor/pastry shop. That explains his equal hatred for delicious sweets and women.
Nah, she actually worked at Burger King. Broke up with me over the phone, but I was so busy camping for my second RMB that I gave zero fucks. Fucking skank.

I've always been this way, even as a kid. Sure, I'll dabble in the occasional ice cream cone, milkshake, etc., but it's a pretty rare occurrence.
 

Crone

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Headed to Culver's tonight for an extra large concrete mixer. May dip my fries in it. May get a burger to go with it. Not sure.
 

Big Phoenix

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Chik-fil-a chocolate shake is just a vanilla shake with a bunch of chocolate syrup mixed in. Not a fan, really. But their vanilla and peppermint shake around the holidays is fucking AWESOME.

I got a chocolate shake at Freddy's and they used actual chocolate ice cream. I think that is the only time I've ever had a shake like that.
freddys uses custard
I thought custard was another name honkeys use for flan but I noticed at shake shack the milkshakes arent shakes they are custards????
Custard is any dish which combines eggs and milk. Most icecream is just various types of milk(2%, whole to heavy cream) mixed with sugar, flavorings and some type of emulsifier. Custard is the samething but specifically uses eggs yolks as its emulsifier.

If you want to be god tier on your icecream game, you gotta do custard made with liquid nitrogen.

As for icecream, i had a oreo sonic blast the other day. Was alright but kind of seemed like it had a slight cheesecake like aftertaste?
 

lurkingdirk

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Chick Fil A pisses me off. I don't care at all what their political or religious position is. I seriously don't want the restaurant at which I eat to have a political religious position at all. Make good food. Shut the fuck up about everything else.

Oh, you can't possibly shut the fuck up about religious issues, and you're a fast food restaurant? Then get used to being shit on by people who have strong religious and political positions.

Seriously stupid for a restaurant to make a stand on an issue that is not food related.
 

joz123

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Chick Fil A pisses me off. I don't care at all what their political or religious position is. I seriously don't want the restaurant at which I eat to have a political religious position at all. Make good food. Shut the fuck up about everything else.

Oh, you can't possibly shut the fuck up about religious issues, and you're a fast food restaurant? Then get used to being shit on by people who have strong religious and political positions.

Seriously stupid for a restaurant to make a stand on an issue that is not food related.
Do they spout their agenda to you when you order food from there? No? Then stfu.
 

lurkingdirk

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Do they spout their agenda to you when you order food from there? No? Then stfu.
Yes, actually. Last time I was at a Chick fil a I got inundated with their political position. I'll never go there again. But thanks for being the dick that supports them. Good for you.
 

Falstaff

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Really? They usually don't have time to say anything because all they ever say is "my pleasure" over and over again.
 

Gravy

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I don't think I've been to a Chik-fil-a. Hell, I thought it was 'chick filla' for years. To me, a chicken sammich can only top out so high on the Gravy Pleasure Scale (GPS). I need beef or pork to take me to that next level.
 

Hootie

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Holy Shit! The new Doritos locos cool ranch CHICKEN tacos from taco bell are soooooo gooooood!. Add some of the Cinnabon bites to an order of two tacos and its like sex in your mouth.
 

Gnomedolf

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My main complaint with Taco Bell is the small amount of meat in their tacos. It's like 10% meat, 90% lettuce and tortilla. Oh, and my zits hold more juice than their sauce packets have sauce.