The Fast Food Thread

Crone

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I've never gotten the cheesy gordita crunch, or double deck tacos before. Ever since chalupas, it's been all chalupas, and burritos. I feel like I'm missing out, and I will correct that this afternoon!
 

Crone

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You shall order the following:

1 Chili Cheese Burrito
1 Cheesy Gordita Crunch
1 Chicken Chalupa Supreme with Baja Sauce instead of sour cream
1 Steak Soft Taco Supreme
1 Meximelt

You shall eat the Meximelt first.
Here's what you want:

1 Cheesy Gordita Crunch
1 Chili cheese burrito
1 Chicken Chalupa or Gordita Supreme, with Baja Sauce
1 Smothered Burrito
1 Giant Adult Diaper
Omg do I get the smothered burrito or NOT!?!?!
 

Vitality

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Dealer's choice. Lurking Dirk is a sous vide food hipster, so I suggested it to him. Noodle is a true bro, so I gave him the meximelt.
Oh based Taco Bell god, what is the difference between an Enchirito and a Smothered Burrito?
 

Crone

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Dealer's choice. Lurking Dirk is a sous vide food hipster, so I suggested it to him. Noodle is a true bro, so I gave him the meximelt.
Ha! Dealers choice... nice. Well fuck the hipsters, I'm going meximelt... sub in lava sauce?
 

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lurkingdirk

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Dealer's choice. Lurking Dirk is a sous vide food hipster, so I suggested it to him. Noodle is a true bro, so I gave him the meximelt.
I must address this: I am not a hipster, nor have I ever cooked anything sous vide. Seems like crazy shit. Someone calls me a hipster in person, I'm likely to poop on the hood of their car.

Second, the last time I went to Chick Fil A I was asked to make a donation to a local community that "prays away the gay" of people who come out in certain religious communities. I said no, I didn't want to add $2 to my order to support that organisation, and the person behind the counter asked me why not. Aggressively. Someone else behind the counter asked if I was a faggot, and if I was, I should go elsewhere to eat because Chick Fil A doesn't want those people in their stores. Three people in the back shouted "Amen!" when that was said.

I was standing there with my wife and children, and all I had done was politely said "No, thank you," to giving money to an organisation I wouldn't ever support. I was going to just walk away from the place, not get any food, but my kids were extremely hungry, it was very late, there were not many options, and so we just got our order to go. There were pamphlets in every single bag that gave information on how successfully they could pray away the gay, and heal all homos of their sickness. One of the people in the back wrote "Please stop having sex with other men, you owe it to your kids." on one of the to-go bags in marker.

So, yeah. No more Chick Fil A for me.
 

ZyyzYzzy

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We need to start a prayer group to pray away lurking's hipster tendencies.

Where in the hell were you to encounter people like that?
 

Khane

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I must address this: I am not a hipster, nor have I ever cooked anything sous vide. Seems like crazy shit. Someone calls me a hipster in person, I'm likely to poop on the hood of their car.

Second, the last time I went to Chick Fil A I was asked to make a donation to a local community that "prays away the gay" of people who come out in certain religious communities. I said no, I didn't want to add $2 to my order to support that organisation, and the person behind the counter asked me why not. Aggressively. Someone else behind the counter asked if I was a faggot, and if I was, I should go elsewhere to eat because Chick Fil A doesn't want those people in their stores. Three people in the back shouted "Amen!" when that was said.

I was standing there with my wife and children, and all I had done was politely said "No, thank you," to giving money to an organisation I wouldn't ever support. I was going to just walk away from the place, not get any food, but my kids were extremely hungry, it was very late, there were not many options, and so we just got our order to go. There were pamphlets in every single bag that gave information on how successfully they could pray away the gay, and heal all homos of their sickness. One of the people in the back wrote "Please stop having sex with other men, you owe it to your kids." on one of the to-go bags in marker.

So, yeah. No more Chick Fil A for me.
I was just jabbin' ya. Did that really happen at a Chick Fil A? That's some egregious shit.
 

Crone

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That's some fucking bullshit. Did you take any time to write the franchise owner or the corporate headquarters? I can't imagine that would be tolerated.
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Soygen

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Oh, Indiana. I imagine that happens all over the place in Indiana.
 

Korrupt

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Indiana is one of the places im scared to goto in the US. There is a TON of white people there bros.