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Erronius said:
ok, which is better...Pizza Rolls or Bagel Bites?
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For me, Bagel Bites are superior if you get them within that one minute in the oven when they are perfectly cooked and before the bagel becomes a rock. Pizza rolls are way more foregiving.
 
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Erronius said:
ok, which is better...Pizza Rolls or Bagel Bites?
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Pizza rolls are superior alone. However, the best way to eat them is together. Put a pizza roll between two bagel bates to make a slider. Just be careful because between the scorching sauce on the bagel bites and the lava within the pizza rolls, you're 1000% guaranteed to burn the fuck out of the roof of your mouth. Worth it, though.
 
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BoozeCube

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Tried the new Wendy's Classic Chicken Sandwich, it tastes like the other Wendy's Chicken Sandwich.. At least they are giving them out for free right now. They are totally worth the price of $0.00 but not worth the $5-6 normal price.
 
Khane

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So I get either a tasty snack or a blowjob? Guess I'm on team bagel bites!
 
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McCheese said:
Pizza rolls are superior alone. However, the best way to eat them is together. Put a pizza roll between two bagel bates to make a slider. Just be careful because between the scorching sauce on the bagel bites and the lava within the pizza rolls, you're 1000% guaranteed to burn the fuck out of the roof of your mouth. Worth it, though.
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One of the most McCheese posts I’ve read in years.
 
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Funkor

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Falstaff said:
One of the most McCheese posts I’ve read in years.
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Alex

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It sounds crazy, but putting fresh pizza rolls in the freezer for like 10 minutes leaves them at the perfect devour temperature.
 
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Crone

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Alex said:
It sounds crazy, but putting fresh pizza rolls in the freezer for like 10 minutes leaves them at the perfect devour temperature.
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I've got 3 young kids. I've known about and used the freezer trick so many times. Lol
 
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Dom said:
Pizza Rolls without a doubt
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Bagel bites on the condition you have a good convection toaster. Gotta get them that nice crunch without ruining the chew.
 
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