The Fast Food Thread

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Harshaw

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Enough with the pizza rolls. You have to level up Chicago Style.
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Crone

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Makes a huge fucking mess because the filling drips down, and sticks like a motherfucker to the basket mesh
Drop the temp down and add a couple minutes. Come on man, we're not amateurs here. Quit making us look bad.
 
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Erronius

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Legend has it that McCheese McCheese ' fridge dispenses pizza rolls instead of ice, all so he can just start cooking from there

 
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Kiroy

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I remember Papa John's Cheeseburger pizza being odd at first but then have such a unique flavor that I crave it later. I revisited the site occasionally to see if it returned.
Now it has. And it bounces from gross to bland. First night was so bland that I momentarily feared I had the rona. But the Arby's mozz were still tasty (still frozen in the center, my guess is they put it on onion ring timer instead of mozzarella).

First world existential crisis

just tried the dominos cheeseburger pizza and I think it's great
 
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Alex

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I'm thinking about being a real fatty and ordering McD's delivery. Not a worthwhile post, but an update I felt appropriate for this thread.
 
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Armadon

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Ok so I been thinking about trying bacon wrapped pizza roles in a smoker. Yes I'm really stoned right now and yes they sound amazing. I might try it this weekend.
 
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BoozeCube

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Ok so I been thinking about trying bacon wrapped pizza roles in a smoker. Yes I'm really stoned right now and yes they sound amazing. I might try it this weekend.

Fucking do it, Chef Boyardee that shit like a mad scientist. If you end up making a culinary abortion, then learn from your failure and try again until you Frankenstein up something that would make a pot smoking hippy drool.
 
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Kiroy

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I'm thinking about being a real fatty and ordering McD's delivery. Not a worthwhile post, but an update I felt appropriate for this thread.

as a man of means, if I lived within delivery distance of any fast food i'd be a fat fucker. Unfortunately I live in the country so this is not an option. god damn if I wouldn't die I happy man eating double quarter pounders every day
 
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