The Fast Food Thread

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BoozeCube

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I'm thinking about being a real fatty and ordering McD's delivery. Not a worthwhile post, but an update I felt appropriate for this thread.

While the convenience is nice, Uber Eats, Doordash, Grubhub are all the most overpriced rip off scams of any company out there. All of them honestly should be face fucked through false advertising with the way they price shit.
 

Hekotat

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The last three times I drove last the taco bell it was dead, and it was one of the ones with a really long drive thru due to how busy it is. I wonder how bad they're hurting.
 

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While the convenience is nice, Uber Eats, Doordash, Grubhub are all the most overpriced rip off scams of any company out there. All of them honestly should be face fucked through false advertising with the way they price shit.

I mean, how is it a scam to pay extra to have delicious fast food delivered to your door?
 

Mist

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Fast Food is only good for about 4 minutes after it comes out of the drive-thru, how the fuck would anything from Doordash be good?
 
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Mist

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"Hi Internet app thingie, I'd like a bag of cold french fries and a sloppy mayo-covered Baconator that has returned to it's congealed meat-state."
 
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The last three times I drove last the taco bell it was dead, and it was one of the ones with a really long drive thru due to how busy it is. I wonder how bad they're hurting.
Yeah mine used to be like that but they sit next to or close by a Mickey Ds, Popeyes, Chick-fil-A, and to a lesser extent Wendy’s and Burger King. No one really going to the bell here. I did do a Baja Blast with a spicy chicken sandwich tho.
 

Alex

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Fast Food is only good for about 4 minutes after it comes out of the drive-thru, how the fuck would anything from Doordash be good?

I've only gotten McD's delivery once but it was at my door within 15-20 min after I ordered. It was impressive. Fries still tasted fresh.
 

Crone

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Fast Food is only good for about 4 minutes after it comes out of the drive-thru, how the fuck would anything from Doordash be good?
No different than the millions of people that order and take it home, except someone is taking it to you instead? It's not cold?

I do agree with Boozecube that it's insane how much extra they charge. The food itself is more expensive, and then the service fees, delivery fee, and then most want you to add a tip ontop of all that. Easily can double the price of some meals.
 

Intrinsic

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BiteSquad here is $5 a month for “free” delivery. Basically they wipe out the delivery charge which you make up in one to two orders. Then I’m only paying extra for the tip to driver which I vary based on whether or not they follow my delivery instructions.
 

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I was door dashing until my family got the Rona and found out it was just a bad cold.

Drive thru life now
 

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Ive only used fast food delivery in extreme circumstances (kids are asleep and I'm alone, or drunk, etc.) because I agree it typically sucks. I love watching someone on door dash pick up my food, go completely in the wrong direction to get to my house, and show up 20 minutes after the delivery time with cold food.
 
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Ive only used fast food delivery in extreme circumstances (kids are asleep and I'm alone, or drunk, etc.) because I agree it typically sucks. I love watching someone on door dash pick up my food, go completely in the wrong direction to get to my house, and show up 20 minutes after the delivery time with cold food.
yeah I did doordash some blizzards and they were a little melted lol. My bad for being lazy.
 
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I'm not a fan of door dash. The half life on most fast food is very short, so I'll just grease up my car like a proper american.
 
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I'm not a fan of door dash. The half life on most fast food is very short, so I'll just grease up my car like a proper american.
Sometimes the big raid needs you more than your car.






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Khane

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I did a month subscription to doordash just to try it out. It's $9.99/mo but you get free delivery. 2 days later I cancelled it as I do with every monthly service I just want to try so I don't forget and get charged on auto-renew.

Well... doordash immediately cancelled my free deliveries. Instantly, that day I no longer got the benefit of the $9.99 I had already paid for the month. That shit should be a class action lawsuit. Fuck doordash.
 
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Sometimes the big raid needs you more than your car.

I'm not a savage, I get pizza delivered when I run out out of my stockpile of hotpockets and pizza rolls during a poopsock.
 

Falstaff

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I've also used UberEats a couple times and found the entire process to be much better. Not driving in the wrong direction, etc. Also the delivery people are friendly as opposed to Door Dash where half the time they are on the phone with someone while walking up to my door...
 
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Fogel

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I was already borderline on doordash then they sent me that fucking BLM email and I immediately deleted my account
 
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Armadon

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All the talk about pizza had me go get a pizza puff for lunch and a beef hot and wet.
 

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