The Fast Food Thread

slippery

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McRib is fucking awful. I had one yesterday it's still bad. Honestly I think it's just the sauce that's mostly bad, and I believe it had pickle and onion on it which I think detracted further.
 
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Araxen

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Got 6 Chicken Soft Taco's from Chipotle tonight. Only 1k calories for all six. I just have to hope this isn't the week their romaine lettuce causes food poisoning.
 
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BoozeCube

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Hit up McDonalds and got a double quarte pounder meal and a McRib sandwich. I know the McRib is McDogshit but every couple of years I hear you guys hype it up, then I go give it a try and am immediately disappointed again.
 
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Hit up McDonalds and got a double quarte pounder meal and a McRib sandwich. I know the McRib is McDogshit but every couple of years I hear you guys hype it up, then I go give it a try and am immediately disappointed again.
The McShits are a ancient bowel cleanse.
 
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zzeris

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Hit up McDonalds and got a double quarte pounder meal and a McRib sandwich. I know the McRib is McDogshit but every couple of years I hear you guys hype it up, then I go give it a try and am immediately disappointed again.
It takes them a few weeks to iron everything out. Try one next week and if that one's shitty, then that next week's version will be amazing. Just give it two more weeks.
 
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BoozeCube

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Publix had these as a buy 1 get 1 so I am fucking up a bag out of nostalgia.

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Did you guys know that McRib is sold year round in Germany and Luxembourg thanks to one man?

René “Pussymagnet” Arend enters the zone....
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The McRib made its debut in the United States in 1981, as a limited time item. It was developed by McDonald's first Head Chef René “Pussymagnet” Arend, a native of Luxembourg who was the pimp that also that invented chicken McNuggets In 1979.


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(He also created barbecue, sweet-sour and hot mustard sauces.)


Now Ol P Magnet had a problem. His nugget invention sold so well they were causing a god damn chicken shortage! He had to make us the McRib because the McNuggets were selling out and his invention saved millions of lives including haters like Ritley Ritley .

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moonarchia

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Dude is 91 and probably still swimming in it. Possibly also a literal Nazi or jew seeing as he was in Europistan for WW2.
 
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Breakdown

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Tried the BK spicey nuggz for the first time and I gotta day they were fucking baller and only 1.49 for 10. Added on a double cheeseburger meal. Fries just suck there though.
 
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Vanderhoof

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Well Captain Ds went downhill in the 90s. The last time I went there as soon as I went to pick up my order my friend looked down and said “ bro there’s a fucking Pube in my shrimp basket”

Ruined forever.(Washington Missouri location so you’re safe)
I work in Washington, MO right now. The Capn is no longer with us...
 

Furry

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Sweet jesus, that shake. A Chick-fil-a just opened close to me finally. Might have to burn a cheat day and get one of those fucking shakes with some nuggs. Goddamn.
That feeling when you read this and remember how good chik-fil-a's shakes are and decide to get one. Then you remember it's sunday.
 
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zzeris

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That feeling when you read this and remember how good chik-fil-a's shakes are and decide to get one. Then you remember it's sunday.
Quick u-turn. Fuck!!


On their shakes, I think they suck. Best shake I've ever had was a Coffee buzz buzz at Ben & Jerry's. If you like coffee and chocolate at all, it's heaven.
 

Hekotat

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Holy shit these are good.
 

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