Crone
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No, they don't. Weirdo.
Their spicy chicken gives you burning shits? Wtf? you pleb weakling.
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The Fast Food Thread
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Harshaw
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I think you can add malt to any shake, they probably upcharge.
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Hit up McDonalds and got a double quarte pounder meal and a McRib sandwich. I know the McRib is McDogshit but every couple of years I hear you guys hype it up, then I go give it a try and am immediately disappointed again.
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zzeris
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It takes them a few weeks to iron everything out. Try one next week and if that one's shitty, then that next week's version will be amazing. Just give it two more weeks.
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Did you guys know that McRib is sold year round in Germany and Luxembourg thanks to one man?
René “Pussymagnet” Arend enters the zone....
The McRib made its debut in the United States in 1981, as a limited time item. It was developed by McDonald's first Head Chef René “Pussymagnet” Arend, a native of Luxembourg who was the pimp that also that invented chicken McNuggets In 1979.
(He also created barbecue, sweet-sour and hot mustard sauces.)
Now Ol P Magnet had a problem. His nugget invention sold so well they were causing a god damn chicken shortage! He had to make us the McRib because the McNuggets were selling out and his invention saved millions of lives including haters like
Ritley
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René “Pussymagnet” Arend enters the zone....
The McRib made its debut in the United States in 1981, as a limited time item. It was developed by McDonald's first Head Chef René “Pussymagnet” Arend, a native of Luxembourg who was the pimp that also that invented chicken McNuggets In 1979.
(He also created barbecue, sweet-sour and hot mustard sauces.)
Now Ol P Magnet had a problem. His nugget invention sold so well they were causing a god damn chicken shortage! He had to make us the McRib because the McNuggets were selling out and his invention saved millions of lives including haters like
Ritley
.
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moonarchia
The Scientific Shitlord
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Dude is 91 and probably still swimming in it. Possibly also a literal Nazi or jew seeing as he was in Europistan for WW2.
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Vanderhoof
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That feeling when you read this and remember how good chik-fil-a's shakes are and decide to get one. Then you remember it's sunday.
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zzeris
King Turd of Shit Hill
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Quick u-turn. Fuck!!
On their shakes, I think they suck. Best shake I've ever had was a Coffee buzz buzz at Ben & Jerry's. If you like coffee and chocolate at all, it's heaven.
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I swear to god it's always Sunday when I think about going.
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