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The Fast Food Thread
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Alasliasolonik
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Add some oil to that and you have the most amazing chili oil ever (and heat it up to get the flavors going)
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BrutulTM
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It's not like a Dominoes pizza is a big windfall for a domino's driver and there's no way I would eat something that had spent a couple of hours in a stranger's house who I knew was a dissatisfied customer. If he knew anything about you I'm sure he'd be even less likely to want to eat something that was in your house.
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Couple of hours, I literally called them straight back - it was 5 minutes TOPs
Malakriss
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This is in fast food time, if it isn't piping hot fresh from the oven it's already 10 minutes old. 5-10 minutes is hours.
That's why dogs don't care how old it is, because they use the same time scale.
Alasliasolonik
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Cheese
Lettuce
Mustard
Depending on the place, onions/grilled onions
Jalapeño or grilled Jalapeño
Katsup is only needed for fries. No other item of food should have it on or near it. If im out I will order mustard on it, if its getting delivered I will add my own mustard per bite. For example a Five guys burger would be:
Double burger with extra cheese, lettuce, grilled jalapeño.
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Soygen
The Dirty Dozen For the Price of One
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So I found my new jam.
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But I always seemed to have a fuckton of oil left. So then I found out that you can get mozzarella 'pearls', and started dunking them into the oil & herbs
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Sevens
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Ketchup is horrible and should be banned from planet earth
the only really good topping for fries is malt vinegar
Edit: Also the problem with most fast food condiments is they either smother the food in it, so you dont taste the actual food just the mayo / ketchup / whatever, or they just put on giant glob on one side of the food so when you bite into it you get a huge taste of it then the rest of the food is condimentless.
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Harshaw
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Xevy
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So my EQ guild has been fucking RAVING about these:
www.etsy.com
Freeze-dried Skittles. Basically Skittles but instead of being chewy they crunch and pop. All the adult stoners were raving about them and now probably close to 15 people in guild have ordered them. I haven't had them yet, but basically everyone that has gotten them has said they're amazing. Make sure to use Etsy though as it's much cheaper than Amazon which apparently is like $15 for 4 oz.
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Freeze-dried Skittles. Basically Skittles but instead of being chewy they crunch and pop. All the adult stoners were raving about them and now probably close to 15 people in guild have ordered them. I haven't had them yet, but basically everyone that has gotten them has said they're amazing. Make sure to use Etsy though as it's much cheaper than Amazon which apparently is like $15 for 4 oz.
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Chanur
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Chanur
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I like them. I mean if its fast food yeah you get bottom barrel. I am assuming quality burger joint. The ratio of toppings to meat requires a tomato all though if you have an egg its not needed.
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Thanks that’s my favorite fruit candy so I ordered.So my EQ guild has been fucking RAVING about these:
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Freeze-dried Skittles. Basically Skittles but instead of being chewy they crunch and pop. All the adult stoners were raving about them and now probably close to 15 people in guild have ordered them. I haven't had them yet, but basically everyone that has gotten them has said they're amazing. Make sure to use Etsy though as it's much cheaper than Amazon which apparently is like $15 for 4 oz.