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do you white ppl just spread shit on your bread? you can't just eat the bread dry? both sides need spread on em?

"hello, i am white guy making white guy lunch using white bread, white mayo, sliced tomato and we add fucking peanut butter for texture"
Beats eating what you fuckers eat.

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Chysamere

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I'd rather eat a piece of good white bread plain than a bowl of white rice.
 
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blimey!

look at that i spot some white bread
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now that won't do, i need to invent some nasty white ppl shit to spread on it!
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I'm not Australian. That shit is disgusting. I tried that yeast stuff multiple times, and every time I was just like "NOPE"

I think they may take the crown for "Slathering weird shit on bread". First it's marmite on bread, then it's this for kids on their birthdays. Like...do you hate your kids or something? Plain white bread and that stuff is held on with butter:

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And since we were just talking about burgers recently, this is a burger in Australia. I'm cool with bacon and eggs, and I'm kind of meh on the pineapple...but pickled beets? I ate a few cheeseburgers there with beets, and I mean, it wasn't BAD...but...why? It didn't strike me as a flavor cheeseburgers had been missing.

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I'm not Australian. That shit is disgusting. I tried that yeast stuff multiple times, and every time I was just like "NOPE"

I think they may take the crown for "Slathering weird shit on bread". First it's marmite on bread, then it's this for kids on their birthdays. Like...do you hate your kids or something? Plain white bread and that stuff is held on with butter:

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And since we were just talking about burgers recently, this is a burger in Australia. I'm cool with bacon and eggs, and I'm kind of meh on the pineapple...but pickled beets? I ate a few cheeseburgers there with beets, and I mean, it wasn't BAD...but...why? It didn't strike me as a flavor cheeseburgers had been missing.

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I like my burgers to have a flavor theme. Pickled beets could be good on an Asian style burger. On an American one it seems out of place.
 
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do you white ppl just spread shit on your bread? you can't just eat the bread dry? both sides need spread on em?

"hello, i am white guy making white guy lunch using white bread, white mayo, sliced tomato and we add fucking peanut butter for texture"
I know you’re trolling but you know this thread and you know me. Most of us eat crazy shit like you. White bread for me only belongs at a hole n the wall BBQ joint or on a PB and J sandwich otherwise I’m not a big fan.

Mayo is ok but I usually put Yucateco XXX Mayan hot sauce on all my sandwiches with a dab of horseradish mustard.

And if you don’t know Wegman’s NY guy now you know.

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I recently got a loaf of wonderbread or something similar for my kids to eat. They hated it. We make all our own bread here, have been doing so for a while now. I hate spending the $4 a loaf for decent bread, and if you make it yourself, it's around $1 a loaf.
 
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I recently got a loaf of wonderbread or something similar for my kids to eat. They hated it. We make all our own bread here, have been doing so for a while now. I hate spending the $4 a loaf for decent bread, and if you make it yourself, it's around $1 a loaf.
The only thing I like Wonder Bread for nowadays is PB&J.
 
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Harshaw

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Speaking of BLT's I wonder if this place is around. My friends family lived in Saginaw and we'd go up and visit every once in awhile. This was crazy the first time I ordered it.

 
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So my EQ guild has been fucking RAVING about these:

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Freeze-dried Skittles. Basically Skittles but instead of being chewy they crunch and pop. All the adult stoners were raving about them and now probably close to 15 people in guild have ordered them. I haven't had them yet, but basically everyone that has gotten them has said they're amazing. Make sure to use Etsy though as it's much cheaper than Amazon which apparently is like $15 for 4 oz.
Ordered as well. Lol.
 
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Crone

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Tomatoes make every sandwich better. People in my family even eat peanut butter and tomato sandwiches with mayo during tomato season which sounds disgusting but is actually delicious. Of course it's absolutely necessary for the king of sandwiches, the BLT.
This is like peanut butter and bologna sandwiches that I figured out as a kid were really freakin' good.

And peanut butter bacon sandwiches have been a thing for me since forever. Have a couple BLTs on BLT dinner night, and then finish it off with a peanut butter bacon sandwich. One of the best dinners ever!
 

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I recently got a loaf of wonderbread or something similar for my kids to eat. They hated it. We make all our own bread here, have been doing so for a while now. I hate spending the $4 a loaf for decent bread, and if you make it yourself, it's around $1 a loaf.
my next fun appliance purchase will be a zoji bread maker, i'm told it's the best of the best, i have a nice basic one i bought for covid but i do notice that the bottom is a bit "dense" i know, i could just try to maybe do it w/o the breadmaker
 

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I refuse to eat wonder bread. Bread is half the sandwhich so why eat shit. My wife likes that cheap bread and I make her buy me Sourdoughs. Mayo goes on every sandwhich that doesn't have peanut butter for me.
 
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I refuse to eat wonder bread. Bread is half the sandwhich so why eat shit. My wife likes that cheap bread and I make her buy me Sourdoughs. Mayo goes on every sandwhich that doesn't have peanut butter for me.
All big brand supermarket bread is shit these days. It isn't even sturdy enough to use as toilet paper.
 
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I refuse to eat wonder bread. Bread is half the sandwhich so why eat shit. My wife likes that cheap bread and I make her buy me Sourdoughs. Mayo goes on every sandwhich that doesn't have peanut butter for me.
I can deal with you being racist and sexist and whatever but im not dealing with the Wonder Bread hate.
 
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Chysamere

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I'm not Australian. That shit is disgusting. I tried that yeast stuff multiple times, and every time I was just like "NOPE"

I think they may take the crown for "Slathering weird shit on bread". First it's marmite on bread, then it's this for kids on their birthdays. Like...do you hate your kids or something? Plain white bread and that stuff is held on with butter:

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And since we were just talking about burgers recently, this is a burger in Australia. I'm cool with bacon and eggs, and I'm kind of meh on the pineapple...but pickled beets? I ate a few cheeseburgers there with beets, and I mean, it wasn't BAD...but...why? It didn't strike me as a flavor cheeseburgers had been missing.

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Pickled beets take the place of regular pickles on Australian burgers, and taste way better. They add a nice sweetness.
 
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lurkingdirk

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my next fun appliance purchase will be a zoji bread maker, i'm told it's the best of the best, i have a nice basic one i bought for covid but i do notice that the bottom is a bit "dense" i know, i could just try to maybe do it w/o the breadmaker

I do it by hand. I never like the results with a bread maker. I get a much more open texture and waaaay better crust when I do it by hand. We go through bread here like crazy. I'm baking every other day.
 

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I just don’t understand how such an absolute failure of a company like popeyes can make a sandwich that everyone loves and McDonald’s with an order of magnitude more resources keeps failing again and again.
 
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