The Fast Food Thread
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Yes I would. That thing is literally perfection.
I'm not really a hot dog purist, I don't mind ketchup on a hot dog at all. In fact if I got the above at Portillo's I would 100% add ketchup when I got home.
The only time I don't put ketchup on a hot dog is when I have the hot dogs at Gene and Jude's because they literally don't have any there. There is a McDonald's next store that has signs all over the place that say "No Gene and Jude's customers" because people will walk over there to get ketchup.
They server the depression dog which is just relish, onions, and mustard with a pile of fries on top.
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Hot dog stand at the hardware store is fucking legit, fight me.
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I'm a descendant of Chicagoans and my brother actually lives there now. That said, Chicago hot dogs are not the greatest fucking thing to do with a hot dog. If you're going to pile some shit on top of it it should be chili, onions, and some cheese.
Not that they're bad, but it's like a worse argument of "NEW YORK PIZZA IS ONLY AND BEST PIZZA" but with a much, much weaker case. But the NY pizza shit is stupid too.
And honestly a nice all beef hotdog with mustard, onions, AND KETCHUP is pretty fuckin' nice. Is it the best? Who knows. But the ketchup and mustard in tandem is good.
If I want to make you guys upset though when I was a kid I'd melt a kraft single on it in the microwave then slather a little ketchup on it. On a bun, of course, I'm not some keto weirdo.
Not that they're bad, but it's like a worse argument of "NEW YORK PIZZA IS ONLY AND BEST PIZZA" but with a much, much weaker case. But the NY pizza shit is stupid too.
And honestly a nice all beef hotdog with mustard, onions, AND KETCHUP is pretty fuckin' nice. Is it the best? Who knows. But the ketchup and mustard in tandem is good.
If I want to make you guys upset though when I was a kid I'd melt a kraft single on it in the microwave then slather a little ketchup on it. On a bun, of course, I'm not some keto weirdo.
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This is not weird at all.
My lazy lunch is hot dog wrapped in kraft single in the bun, wrapped in a paper towel, microwave for 30 seconds.
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there are thousands trying to replicate a ny pizza dough and you have retards like myself that are so desperate we get a dedicated pizza oven
vs.
buying a hot dog and bun anywhere in the country and slapping 1 to 5 salad bar items and squirting 1 to 3 sauces.
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Ishad
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I can’t imagine going to portillos and not getting Italian beef.
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On the one hand, I really want to thank everyone for this Chicago-dog derail. Because I totally screenshotted parts of it and sent it to my hardcore Chicagoan hot-dog purist bestie.
I can hear the Maximum Rustle already
But on the other hand, some of you can't judge anyone else for their horrible food opinions, LOL
I can hear the Maximum Rustle already
But on the other hand, some of you can't judge anyone else for their horrible food opinions, LOL
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