The Fast Food Thread

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I just ask for their best when I go to a hotdog joint, but no ketchup unless it’s one of the more savory types like Heinz simply no fructose. I hate overly sweet ketchup on meat. I’ll end up with a hotdog looking like a Mexican party platter at the closest hotdog stand. Fucking delicious.
 
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That's the thing. The real people with taste don't say "IF IT ISN'T A 30 DOLLAR WAGYU HOT DOG ITS NOT GOOD!". The people with taste know that it has no dollar sign. There's amazing food at the high end, amazing food at the low end, and the TRULY GREAT versions of everything tend to be on the medium-to-low end.

Watching people pay fucking 90 dollars for a steak that's a fucking 9 dollar steak makes me sad in my soul. Fuckin' prestige bitches.
 
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I'm sorry but all of those hot dogs look vastly inferior to a chili cheese dog.

Regime Regime where the fuck can you find Pizzarias anymore??
 
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Chanur said:
I'm sorry but all of those hot dogs look vastly inferior to a chili cheese dog.

Regime Regime where the fuck can you find Pizzarias anymore??
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Sometimes my guilty pleasure is going to 7-11 and getting some big bite hot dogs and asking for a fork. I then shuffle over to that cheese and chili machine and flood the boxes until my dog is basically a chili and cheese submarine.
 
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All this hotdog talk has me wishing I lived anywhere near a Costco.

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This is not weird at all.

My lazy lunch is hot dog wrapped in kraft single in the bun, wrapped in a paper towel, microwave for 30 seconds.
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Want weird? My friend used to chop up hot dogs and put them in the microwave covered in open pit bbq sauce and cheese.
 
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That's nothing. Friends girlfriend used to make him spaghetti with ketchup and hotdogs. That dumb bastard ate it too. They ended up married though...hahah. She put hot dogs in her fried rice too.
 
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I love the shit out of some fun dip but goddamn at the same time I wish I could just buy the Lik-a-Stix on their own in bulk. Just suck on them stix all day long.
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But yeah the stick is better than the dip.
 
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While looking to see if they lik-a-stix in bulk, I was reminded of two of their candies I absolutely love. Redhots (original) and atomic fireballs are some of my fave candies. In the mail.
 
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Chanur said:
That's nothing. Friends girlfriend used to make him spaghetti with ketchup and hotdogs. That dumb bastard ate it too. They ended up married though...hahah. She put hot dogs in her fried rice too.
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Are you talking about Filipino spaghetti? Cuz that is made with hot dogs and a sauce made from banana ketchup.
 
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Chanur said:
That's nothing. Friends girlfriend used to make him spaghetti with ketchup and hotdogs. That dumb bastard ate it too. They ended up married though...hahah. She put hot dogs in her fried rice too.
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she asian? cuz thats chinese fried rice lap cheong, instead of hot dog.
 
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