The Fast Food Thread

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elcaro1101

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Lanx Lanx "Large normal fries" Unpossible! What's next? Handing the keys over to the asylum inmates?

IHOP has this sammich right now, suggest a try, and re-onion ring talk, theirs are on par with any other fast food options.
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TJT

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I can't stand any mountain dew or baja blast. My genetics tell me it tastes like shit. I have never in my life drank an entire glass of mountain dew. Can't do it.
 
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There's something so satisfying about filling a little cup with horsey sauce and then dipping one of those coil-like curly fries that are condensed down into a perfect cylinder into it. The fries are designed with the perfect shape to dip into the tiny cups. Then you slowly lift it back up, with the weight of the horsey sauce slowly stretching the coil out...bring it up above head height and then lowering down into you mouth. Heaven.
 
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Falstaff

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Im OK with regular mountain dew and code red, honestly haven't had any other flavors... but I tried baja blast the other week from TB and yeah I don't get it, tasted like dog piss.
 
joz123

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TJT said:
I can't stand any mountain dew or baja blast. My genetics tell me it tastes like shit. I have never in my life drank an entire glass of mountain dew. Can't do it.
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Code Red is the only Dew I can tolerate.
 
BoozeCube

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Falstaff said:
Im OK with regular mountain dew and code red, honestly haven't had any other flavors... but I tried baja blast the other week from TB and yeah I don't get it, tasted like dog piss.
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See I am the opposite here, I can't do normal mountain dew it just tastes like rancid orange juice and carbonated vomit. Meanwhile Baja Blast was the nectar crafted from Aphrodites cum.
 
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TJT said:
I can't stand any mountain dew or baja blast. My genetics tell me it tastes like shit. I have never in my life drank an entire glass of mountain dew. Can't do it.
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It’s fine dude. Not everyone likes it.
 
Xevy

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To be honest I'm a supertaster and the first few times I had it tasted like Pine Sol. Not even hyperbole, it literally tasted like pine needles. After a while it tasted pretty great. Might've been the cleaner for the soda machine honestly, but I've heard others say the same.
 
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Xevy said:
To be honest I'm a supertaster and the first few times I had it tasted like Pine Sol. Not even hyperbole, it literally tasted like pine needles. After a while it tasted pretty great. Might've been the cleaner for the soda machine honestly, but I've heard others say the same.
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You eat pine needles as a side dish?
 
Xevy

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joz123 said:
You eat pine needles as a side dish?
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I'm a wildlife biologist, I've eaten all sorts of weird shit. But no, not that day.

Fun fact, when the SCOTUS overturns Roe V Wade, just make your girl some tea out of white pine needles. EZ free abortion. You're welcome.
 
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I’m going to go for a Popeyes chicken spicy sandwich and Curley fries tomorrow.
 
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Ritley

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TJT said:
Arby's Curly Fries are the undefeated king of all things fast food potato. Sorry Wendy.

For breakfast McD's hashbrowns are also solid.
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McDonald’s hashbrowns are so outrageously overpriced that I’ll never actually purchase them even if they are pretty good. It’s basically the equivalent of about 3 tater tots and it’s over $2
 
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Ritley said:
McDonald’s hashbrowns are so outrageously overpriced that I’ll never actually purchase them even if they are pretty good. It’s basically the equivalent of about 3 tater tots and it’s over $2
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You can fortunately get like 50 of them at the grocery store for under $3. Fry em in some butter. Close enough.
 
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Falstaff

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Ritley said:
McDonald’s hashbrowns are so outrageously overpriced that I’ll never actually purchase them even if they are pretty good. It’s basically the equivalent of about 3 tater tots and it’s over $2
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damn dude that's highway robbery. last few times I have gone they are on the breakfast dollar menu, or even better they are 2 for $1
 
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Falstaff

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Post your dinner

Raising Cane's
Box Combo
No coleslaw, extra toast
extra sauce
Dr Pepper
 
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