The Fast Food Thread

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Sevens

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I have to go with Red Baron as the best frozen pizza
Nothing better than a thin crust pepperoni folded in half and eaten like a taco
good stuff there
 
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Furry

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I’m sitting in line at whataburger, and just the smell of this place gets me every time. It’s gonna be a great time when I get my food in 20 minutes.
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Fucking good. Makes me wonder if people who don't like whataburger don't understand how to order there. Got a Triple meat on Texas toast with swiss cheese. Add Jalapenos, bacon, and extra onions. Onion rings and a vanilla malt to finish the combo. Of course, spicy ketchup is mandatory.
 
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uncognito

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Even though they are not filling at all, I still love those frozen thin crust BBQ chicken pizzas. usually california pizza kitchen, but other brands are good too. the problem is they are all waaaayy over priced now. was almost worth it at 4$ each but now the lowest I see them is on sale for 6$ each or more.
 
Falstaff

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I can tell you ain’t from Texas.

Found a good explanation on how to pronounce it. Pronouncing it wrong is a dead give away.


1. WHATABURGER​

Newcomers to Texas ALWAYS mispronounce the name of our beloved fast food restaurant Whataburger. Heck, even Whataburger’s commercials say it What – a – burger. Real Texans understand two things about Whataburger; the menu is only for non-Texans, because real Texans already know what they want, and it’s pronounced like this:

  • Watt – er – burr – gurr
  • Wat – er – burg – er
  • Waterburger
For formality’s sake, you can continue to write it as Whataburger so you don’t confuse all the newcomers to Texas in to thinking we’re eating some kind of Waterburgers. Just know that if you pronounce it What – a – burger, you may be mistaken for a Yankee, or worse, a Californian.
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Crone

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Anytime Waterburger comes up I have to bring up their breakfast. It's fucking tasty to get B&G's with a couple of Honey butter chicken biscuits. Dip those biscuits in the gravy, and oh shit!!
 
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BrutulTM

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Picked up a half gallon of this stuff and it's pretty good but it makes your poop a very disturbing color.
 
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TJT

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BrutulTM said:
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Picked up a half gallon of this stuff and it's pretty good but it makes your poop a very disturbing color.
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My mom's favorite candy is Good and Plenty she would probably love this.

But... gross lol. You do you.

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Furry

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But... gross lol. You do you.
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Oh yee of weak intestinal fortitude. I present to you the true man's drink. One day a brilliant person thought about what the flavor of licorice is most missing, and came to the conclusion that the answer was an overwhelming and lethal dosage of salt. Well, we can deliver that flavor without actually killing someone through the magic of ammonium chloride, which is mostly known for its industrial uses in making shampoo, explosives, and fertilizer, being tasted as salt, but not reactive with the digestive system. What else is licorice missing, this man wondered. Why of course, booze. I present to you:


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I love this shit.
 
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TJT

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I have no problem drinking Uzo and similar drinks (not Jaeger though). I don't even hate black licorice. I just would never eat a bowl of black licorice ice cream. It's better in small amounts to me.
 
Chanur

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Oh yee of weak intestinal fortitude. I present to you the true man's drink. One day a brilliant person thought about what the flavor of licorice is most missing, and came to the conclusion that the answer was an overwhelming and lethal dosage of salt. Well, we can deliver that flavor without actually killing someone through the magic of ammonium chloride, which is mostly known for its industrial uses in making shampoo, explosives, and fertilizer, being tasted as salt, but not reactive with the digestive system. What else is licorice missing, this man wondered. Why of course, booze. I present to you:


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I love this shit.
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Danish/euros love their salty licorice. I always bring some back.
 
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Chanur said:
Danish/euros love their salty licorice. I always bring some back.
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I always think its the Euro version of this:
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hoarhounds are kinda unique and delicious, but so many weak people gag at the taste.

South America has an amateur version of Salmiakki that's really popular.

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Ishad

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I always think its the Euro version of this:
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hoarhounds are kinda unique and delicious, but so many weak people gag at the taste.

South America has an amateur version of Salmiakki that's really popular.

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Fernet is fucking vile. Just drink blue listerine, same energy.
 
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