The Fast Food Thread

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Aldarion

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maybe because you live in a poor country or something

Youre a bad person. I went to that third world website. Literally not one burger is listed anywhere.

They do show a bunch of CHICKEN SANDWICHES though. Is this a google translate problem or something, I assume?
 
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Chysamere

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Youre a bad person. I went to that third world website. Literally not one burger is listed anywhere.

They do show a bunch of CHICKEN SANDWICHES though. Is this a google translate problem or something, I assume?

Here you go

 

Chysamere

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Oh look, another third world website full of CHICKEN SANDWICHES and no burgers anywhere

You guys are bad at this

I knew Americans were bad at reading, but you must be getting old if you read BURGERS as SANDWICHES

Here let me help you.

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Fogel

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I was only joking about the chicken burger... you guys didn't have to run with it
 
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Falstaff

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My 9 year old asked for pizza rolls for dinner last night.

Almost shed a tear... all my hard work as a parent is paying off.
 
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popsicledeath

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It's from a discussion in this thread last year


Link went to discussion about Taco Bell. So, I'm assuming the chicken sandwich vs burger discussion never happened and must now be had in great depth.

I was offered a mushroom burger once. Thought it would be a burger with mushrooms. Or, maybe some kind of ground up mushroom patty. It was some kind of veggie burger using giant portobello mushrooms for buns. What's up with that!?
 

Fogel

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Try this one

 

Fogel

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Link went to discussion about Taco Bell. So, I'm assuming the chicken sandwich vs burger discussion never happened and must now be had in great depth.

I was offered a mushroom burger once. Thought it would be a burger with mushrooms. Or, maybe some kind of ground up mushroom patty. It was some kind of veggie burger using giant portobello mushrooms for buns. What's up with that!?

Portobello burger is legit if you put it on an actual fucking meat burger, with some swiss and bacon on a buttered brioche bun. Also makes an amazing omelette, portobello, bacon, swiss.
 
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BoozeCube

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People who call Chicken Sandiwches, Burgers and worst than crossfitting vegans on the totem pole. Burgers require ground beef
 
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popsicledeath

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Portobello burger is legit if you put it on an actual fucking meat burger, with some swiss and bacon on a buttered brioche bun. Also makes an amazing omelette, portobello, bacon, swiss.

Yeah, I like mushrooms. Almost always my favorite not-meat in food. Giant grilled portobello on a burger is good stuff.

Brioche buns are getting overdone in restaurants and fast food. Problem is we make better ones at home and 99% of the time brioche in a restaurant just means very fragile white bread anymore.
 
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