The Fast Food Thread

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Link went to discussion about Taco Bell. So, I'm assuming the chicken sandwich vs burger discussion never happened and must now be had in great depth.

I was offered a mushroom burger once. Thought it would be a burger with mushrooms. Or, maybe some kind of ground up mushroom patty. It was some kind of veggie burger using giant portobello mushrooms for buns. What's up with that!?
Reminds me of Ron Swanson:

 
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I don't think he really shafted them, they were just butt hurt because he took their business and made it 100,000x bigger than they managed to.
 
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I don't think he really shafted them, they were just butt hurt because he took their business and made it 100,000x bigger than they managed to.
No, he fucked them and used no lube. During the buy-out he told the brothers he couldn't put the "up-front money" into the contract because the banks wouldn't approve it the "size of the loan". He said to trust him and he would get them the cash after the closing. Not surprisingly, the cash never appeared.
 
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Don't be mad that a transgender Scottish clown invented the burger
they didn't invent the burger, just invented the speedee system for a faster burger (which by now is outdated)
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BBQ Fritos were the best but they are impossible to find, in fact they may not even make them any longer...
 
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I love Fritos of all flavors. The problem is they require twice the dip as other chips since they're such durable, well shaped dipping vehicles. You go through tubs of dip in no time.
 
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I love Fritos of all flavors. The problem is they require twice the dip as other chips since they're such durable, well shaped dipping vehicles. You go through tubs of dip in no time.
Problem? I don’t think this word means what you think it means. Fritos are the god tier for bean dips.
 
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I have a small local obscure gas station nearby that carries all these items and brands I've never seen before in Texas, they even have a really nice fried food section (Homemade stuffed pepper, burritos, etc).

Anyways I've found two incredible treats here recently. The pies are really well done and don't taste processed at all. The ooey gooey cakes are really good, I used to buy them from a bakery in Dallas before they shutdown during Covid times. These really hit the spot for a processed treat.

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Edaw

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I have a small local obscure gas station nearby that carries all these items and brands I've never seen before in Texas, they even have a really nice fried food section (Homemade stuffed pepper, burritos, etc).

Anyways I've found two incredible treats here recently. The pies are really well done and don't taste processed at all. The ooey gooey cakes are really good, I used to buy them from a bakery in Dallas before they shutdown during Covid times. These really hit the spot for a processed treat.

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Goddammit, I'm on my phone.
 
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Koushirou

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I have a small local obscure gas station nearby that carries all these items and brands I've never seen before in Texas, they even have a really nice fried food section (Homemade stuffed pepper, burritos, etc).

Anyways I've found two incredible treats here recently. The pies are really well done and don't taste processed at all. The ooey gooey cakes are really good, I used to buy them from a bakery in Dallas before they shutdown during Covid times. These really hit the spot for a processed treat.

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Everytime I see those boston creme pies at the gas station, I can't help but just grab one. Haven't tried the strawberry, but might have to grab one now, too.
 
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