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Fogel

Fogel

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Erronius said:
you're supposed to eat it not spoon with it
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How do you know he wasn't forced?

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Regime

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Last minute Mrs.Renfro Rotel was a game changer. Gotta give props to Alex Alex for turning me onto the Habanero and Ghost pepper variants.

Absolute goat for spicing up your Rotel dip for the game.
 
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Alex

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Regime said:
Last minute Mrs.Renfro Rotel was a game changer. Gotta give props to Alex Alex for turning me onto the Habanero and Ghost pepper variants.

Absolute goat for spicing up your Rotel dip for the game.
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It's some of the only nationally available commercial salsa that actually has some legit heat.
 
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Hekotat

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I'm a big fan of the Tomato Basil Wheat Thins, they always have a shitload of seasoning on them which is what makes them so great. I picked up a box this week and they have so little seasoning on them they don't even have the flavor, they taste like the regular Wheat Thins. I'm hoping this was some kind of goof and not some shrinkflation shit. It was very disappointing.
 
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Furry

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Hekotat said:
I'm a big fan of the Tomato Basil Wheat Thins, they always have a shitload of seasoning on them which is what makes them so great. I picked up a box this week and they have so little seasoning on them they don't even have the flavor, they taste like the regular Wheat Thins. I'm hoping this was some kind of goof and not some shrinkflation shit. It was very disappointing.
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This is a thing that's been getting called out in places. Chip makers and cheetoh's are apparently doing it sometimes too. Haven't experienced it myself, but I have gotten the odd bag of chips now and then which they went light on the seasoning for. I'd cut it out as bad luck unless it happened again.

What bothers me about wheat thins is the crackers got so smol. I used to like them for dipping hummus or seafood dips, but now its just too much effort with the little baby cracker size.
 
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Fogel

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It could have just been some lazy dumb ass who let the seasoning hopper run empty, or it got jammed up.
 
McCheese

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Few things worse than opening a new bag of Doritos and pulling out pale, yellowish chips. On the flip side, it's so exciting when you pull out that first chip and it's dark orange. You know you're in for a good time. Fuck. Yes.
 
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Lanx

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i asked a kroger guy what happened to the utz chips

and he said the dude isn't doing his route anymore, and i was like "well why don't they send someone else out?" and he said cuz the dude "owns" the route... so...
 
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Harshaw

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Lanx said:
i asked a kroger guy what happened to the utz chips

and he said the dude isn't doing his route anymore, and i was like "well why don't they send someone else out?" and he said cuz the dude "owns" the route... so...
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I guess we aren't getting Utz at our store either. I saw some lady completely wipe out all the Utz pretzel bags at the store today. She had 2 carts full.
 
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BoozeCube

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Lanx said:
i asked a kroger guy what happened to the utz chips

and he said the dude isn't doing his route anymore, and i was like "well why don't they send someone else out?" and he said cuz the dude "owns" the route... so...
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Publix started carrying this brand. They are a bit cheaper than others too, I tried them they aren't bad at all.
 
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Sevens

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So I love me some Chick Fil A sauce

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but with the sugar and carbs I really can't have it...but lo and behold my daughter finds this at the store

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Taste exactly the same but no sugar no carbs...I'm in heaven
 
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Furry

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Dunno where to put this, but I'm being forced to go to this restaurant in a month. There's some seriously wtf on this menu.

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Lanx

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Furry said:
Dunno where to put this, but I'm being forced to go to this restaurant in a month. There's some seriously wtf on this menu.

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fufu menu so fucking lazy, they don't even try to hide the fact they don't know adjectives.

is it so difficult to say
"our farm raised chicken, slow cooked in a clay pot with a hint of thyme and spring"

but no,
macerated strawberries
 
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