The Fast Food Thread

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BrutulTM said:
Just get the mini corn dogs and macaroni and cheese from the kid's menu.
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Did I post my rare duck meal in france here? I'll eat anything, and I've been surprised some times. Sounds gross as hell, but I'm going to annihilate that chicken liver mousse and puke or praise later. And yea, that rare duck breast was one of the most delicious and WTF moments in my life. Incredibly good food I expected to be terrible.
 
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Koushirou

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Why did it take almost five minutes to show this dude just putting a fruit roll up on an apple?
 
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joz123

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Koushirou said:
Why did it take almost five minutes to show this dude just putting a fruit roll up on an apple?
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Dumb And Dumber Crying GIF
 
Cutlery

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Lanx said:
i asked a kroger guy what happened to the utz chips

and he said the dude isn't doing his route anymore, and i was like "well why don't they send someone else out?" and he said cuz the dude "owns" the route... so...
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I'm kinda surprised it's that low for commission on the route. Like 10 years ago, I knew a guy who owned a Brownberry route was pulling in 6 figures a year easy.
 
Erronius

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Conefed said:
Taco Bell grilled cheese burrito is yummy but feels weird against skin
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Ok, so, a coworker wanted Taco Bell the other day, so I ordered one of the 'grilled cheese burrito deluxe' boxes.

I'm...not really a fan. I'm not even sure what they 'grilled' it with (Vegetable oil? Butter? Chinese gutter oil?) but it was fucking everywhere. They wrap it in the wax paper, and then wrap it in a foil wrap, so they have to know how fucking greasy this thing is.

So that was my #1 complaint. Every bite I took had a bit of this oil/grease on it, and I can't say that it tasted very good.

Maybe it was just a failure at this specific Taco Bell? No idea.

The other thing was...there was just too much...everything. Like, if I was drunk, it probably would have been the best thing ever. But this was like the sort of thing a teenager dreams up, that would honestly have been better off with 1 or 2 fewer ingredients. But if you just want 'ton of random gooey shit stuffed into a tortilla' then this just might be your jam

I know I'm walking straight into supertaster territory, but IDGAF.

If I order it again, I'll make sure to be drunk for a drunk review LOL
 
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BoozeCube

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Erronius said:
Ok, so, a coworker wanted Taco Bell the other day, so I ordered one of the 'grilled cheese burrito deluxe' boxes.

I'm...not really a fan. I'm not even sure what they 'grilled' it with (Vegetable oil? Butter? Chinese gutter oil?) but it was fucking everywhere. They wrap it in the wax paper, and then wrap it in a foil wrap, so they have to know how fucking greasy this thing is.

So that was my #1 complaint. Every bite I took had a bit of this oil/grease on it, and I can't say that it tasted very good.

Maybe it was just a failure at this specific Taco Bell? No idea.

The other thing was...there was just too much...everything. Like, if I was drunk, it probably would have been the best thing ever. But this was like the sort of thing a teenager dreams up, that would honestly have been better off with 1 or 2 fewer ingredients. But if you just want 'ton of random gooey shit stuffed into a tortilla' then this just might be your jam

I know I'm walking straight into supertaster territory, but IDGAF.

If I order it again, I'll make sure to be drunk for a drunk review LOL
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Only reason to go to TacoBell for the last decade has been Baja Blast but since they removed all normal priced food items and replaced the menu with aids and dogshit there is zero reason to ever visit TacoBell.

Florida needs to start adding Del Tacos and shit because YumBrands needs to go out of business until they fire all woke fags. These American Inventors don't even have a Double Decker Taco anymore what retarded shit is that.
 
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Sanrith Descartes

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BoozeCube said:
Only reason to go to TacoBell for the last decade has been Baja Blast but since they removed all normal priced food items and replaced the menu with aids and dogshit there is zero reason to ever visit TacoBell.

Florida needs to start adding Del Tacos and shit because YumBrands needs to go out of business until they fire all woke fags. These American Inventors don't even have a Double Decker Taco anymore what retarded shit is that.
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I recall Tijuana Flats being pretty decent in Fl.
 
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Lanx

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BoozeCube said:
Only reason to go to TacoBell for the last decade has been Baja Blast but since they removed all normal priced food items and replaced the menu with aids and dogshit there is zero reason to ever visit TacoBell.

Florida needs to start adding Del Tacos and shit because YumBrands needs to go out of business until they fire all woke fags. These American Inventors don't even have a Double Decker Taco anymore what retarded shit is that.
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lulz yum brands is tacobell/kfc/pizza hut

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